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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Goodbye, California: Elon Musk Is Moving X to Business-Friendly Texas

Goodbye, California: Elon Musk Is Moving X to Business-Friendly Texas

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTwittery Musky Satire
Everyone knows that California is an absolute cesspool full of illegal immigrants, dirty communists, unwashed homeless people, and Nancy Pelosi.
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White House Physician’s Notes Show Biden Suffers “Late-Stage Dimentia”

White House Physician’s Notes Show Biden Suffers “Late-Stage Dimentia”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire with Sweet Thai Chili Sauce
The administration is doing everything it can to control the damage.
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Macron Says He Used “American Democrat Election Strategies” To Win

Macron Says He Used “American Democrat Election Strategies” To Win

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inMacron Oni With Chese
So is he saying he cheated?
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Malia Obama Claims Kyle Rittenhouse ‘Grabbed Her Behind’ at a Harvard Function

Malia Obama Claims Kyle Rittenhouse ‘Grabbed Her Behind’ at a Harvard Function

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
She's joking, right?
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Disney Welcomes New Bisexual Character to Mouse Family

Disney Welcomes New Bisexual Character to Mouse Family

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney Satire For Homophobic Taters
Disney defies new Florida Law
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Prosecutors Interview Adam Schiff About Incident With Teenager

Prosecutors Interview Adam Schiff About Incident With Teenager

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCreepy Adam Schiff Satire
He's so creepy.
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CNN Perv Jeffrey Toobin Spotted On Flight to Taiwan with 4 Teenage Boys

CNN Perv Jeffrey Toobin Spotted On Flight to Taiwan with 4 Teenage Boys

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inLoobin Toobin
An investigation is underway.
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Civil Rights Court Orders Biden To Have a Sit-Down With Kyle Rittenhouse

Civil Rights Court Orders Biden To Have a Sit-Down With Kyle Rittenhouse

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire
Is that really too much to ask?
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Biden Forgets Fallen Soldier’s Name In Call To Grieving Parents

Biden Forgets Fallen Soldier’s Name In Call To Grieving Parents

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire with Sweet Thai Chili Sauce
No parent should have to endure this.
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Bill Clinton Brought His Teenage Daughter To Epstein Island

Bill Clinton Brought His Teenage Daughter To Epstein Island

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
This is actually pretty disturbing.
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