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Pelosi Blocks Trump’s Election 2024 Filing Paperwork

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Pelosi Breaks Balls Satire

The Speaker disputes the legality of Trump running a second time.

Seven More States Begin Election Audit Procedures

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Bowel-maxing Newsmax Satire

These all-red states say they are joining Arizona in standing up.

Dearborn Gas Station Posts Prices in ARABIC NUMERALS

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Religious Satire With Bean Dip

Our intrepid culture reporters have discovered proof of Dearborn's: they discovered that a local gas station has been posting its gas prices in Arabic numerals!

Facebook Upholds Ban on Trump, Imposes $500,000 Fine

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Trump-Adjacent Satire

A harsh judgement by the 12-person panel.

Pelosi to Introduce New ‘Social Security Voucher’ System

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Pelosi Breaks Balls Satire

Democrats believe the new system will carry with it more accountability.

Amusement Park To Unveil Ashli Babbitt Climbing Attraction

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Uber Patriotic Satire with a Make Believe Hero and Bagels with Lox

The New Jersey amusement is hoping the controversial ride will attract people to come to the park.

Tucker Carlson’s Children EXPELLED for Refusing to Use Arabic Numerals

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Tucker Carlson Is Butthurt Satire

Tucker Carlson has reported that his children were expelled from school for refusing to use Arabic numerals in their math class. What is this country coming to!