Movie Deal Will Net Rittenhouse MILLIONS Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCrime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired, Religious Satire With Bean Dip, Rittenhouse satire that blasts libs.No Comments The life and story of Kyle Rittenhouse will be made into a feature length film, and will star the teen hero himself.
Dearborn Gas Station Posts Prices in ARABIC NUMERALS Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inReligious Satire With Bean DipNo Comments Our intrepid culture reporters have discovered proof of Dearborn's: they discovered that a local gas station has been posting its gas prices in Arabic numerals!
President Trump Sends Out Prayer Request to the Faithful Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inReligious Satire With Bean DipNo Comments Will you pray for him at 6:00 p.m. Eastern time, along with millions of other prayer warriors?
Marjorie Taylor Greene Had An Exorcism in 2013 Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inReligious Satire With Bean Dip, Taterspiracy SatireNo Comments The bizarre incident is well documented.
Planned Parenthood Makes Billions After Biden Groups Boost Its Stock Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBowel-maxing Newsmax Satire, Religious Satire With Bean DipNo Comments More money from the backs of the pre-born.
Confessions: Biden’s Priest Tells All Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate, Religious Satire With Bean DipNo Comments He knew he would no longer be able to abide by his vows.
Many People Are Asking, ‘Is Trump God’s Second Son?’ Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments, Religious Satire With Bean DipNo Comments Trump does not attend church because church attends Trump.
Shameful Democratic Senator Caught Cheating on Wife, Can Kiss Political Career Goodbye Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inReligious Satire With Bean Dip, Satirical Democrats Who Don't Exist In NatureNo Comments The senator has been ensnared in a nasty cheating scandal and will no doubt lose his seat on November 3 because of it.
Ilhan Omar Bill Will Ban ‘Nativity Scenes’ In Public Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inReligious Satire With Bean DipNo Comments Omar calls it a violation of the seperation of church and state.
Trump Endorsed by Pope Francis, Secures Catholic Vote Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments, Religious Satire With Bean DipNo Comments "As God’s humble earthly representative, I am obligated to endorse the re-election of President Trump."