Disney Hires Republicans Michael Jordan and Denzel Washington to Help Fix its “Wokeness” Problem Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney with Clarified Butter They're trying to backtrack using a sports icon and a famous actor. Pathetic.
The View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $22 Million and a Formal Apology Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire Maybe they should have held out for more.
Insiders Claim Bill Clinton Only Has Weeks to Live Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inClinton Froyo with Sugar-Free Sprinkles He's been looking rough for years.
Biden Already Talking About Marshall Law if Roe is Overturned Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire with Sweet Thai Chili Sauce He's claiming there will be women with guns in the streets.
Trump On SCOTUS Decision: Promises Made, Promises Kept Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile This is the time, patriots, that we are finally Making America Great Again!
Twitter Removing Influential Conservatives Before Musk Takeover Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTwittery Musky Satire Liberals at Twitter have been banning influential conservatives ahead of Musk’s takeover, enraging patriots.
Disney Set To Lose Billions From Education Contracts Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney Satire For Homophobic Taters School districts all over America are cancelling contracts with Disney, costing them billions of dollars
Conservative Actor and Activist Kevin Sorbo Reveals Terminal Illness Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire He has less than a year.
Democrats Worried Trump Win Means Removal Of Justice Jackson Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSupreme Satire Democrats know that when Trump takes the reigns back, Biden’s Supreme Court pick is gone.
Goodbye, California: Elon Musk Is Moving X to Business-Friendly Texas Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTwittery Musky Satire Everyone knows that California is an absolute cesspool full of illegal immigrants, dirty communists, unwashed homeless people, and Nancy Pelosi.