Rittenhouse Settles With LeBron James Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRittenhouse with Ketchup10 Comments 'It's a fair settlement that Kyle can smile about,' said his publicist.
“Unruly and Violent” Leftist Megan Rapinoe Banned From Remaining World Cup Matches Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRapinoe Salad with Creamy Caesar Dressing16 Comments She's an angry lunatic.
Coach Tomlin Cuts Pittsburgh’s Last Kneeler: “Go Protest Somewhere Else” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL with Hollandaise These coaches are done messing around.
Elon Musk Says All Verified Users Will Own a Piece of Twitter Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo24 Comments Musk's new plan is brilliant.
Harrison Ford To Run Republican for President in 2024 Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inCNN Satire With Extra Lemon14 Comments Now here's some serious competition.
Whoopi and Joy Forfeit Their Salaries to Save The View From The Chopping Block Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili12 Comments The show has been in a downward spiral for a while.
Jurors Clear Kyle Rittenhouse of Wrongful Death in Civil Trial Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire12 Comments It's all over now but the lawsuits.
Elway’s Broncos Release Two Perpetual Kneelers: “More Trouble Than They’re Worth” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL Satire You Can Kneel To Elway is serious about this.
Yes, Texas-Born Elon Musk Could Run for President Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo4 Comments Musk was raised in South Africa, but he wasn't born there.
White House Sends Out “Happy Holidays” Cards Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inChristmas Satire For Sandy Claus8 Comments Apparently, the President waffles on "Christmas", unlike his predecessor.