Just a week after former President Donald Trump announced his repeat candidacy for President, which is doomed to failure, another surprise entrant has appeared, and it’s a doozy.
If you’ve ever wondered if the guy from the Apprentice show could beat Han Solo in a political race of champions, here comes your huckleberry.
At a sedated press-conference near Joey Barron’s Big Belly Burgers in Queefsborough, New Hampshire, Ford took to the stage for his declaration, wearing the trademarked outfit from his role as popular adventurer “Indiana Jones.”
“I have an announcement to make. Uh, if you, like me, are sick of boring old white men in the White House, I hear you. That’s why Indiana Jones, Rick Deckard, Richard Kimble, and a host of others, in me, are running for office in 2024.”
Ford paused a moment for thunderous applause, and then continued.
“I pledge to repair the struggling economy by finding priceless archeological pieces and selling them. I will crush inflation in the giant trash compactor that I will install on Air Force One. I will call in the Expendables to ravage America’s enemies.”
“You forgot I was in that one, didn’t you?”
Ford, who is currently involved in initial filming of at least 2 projects, (Indiana Jones 5 and a Captain America jaunt), reportedly makes over 20 million dollars a year. This would be a big step down.
Then again – never tell him the odds.
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