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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Volkswagen Files Cease and Desist Against Alyssa Milano: “Stop Using Our Name”

Volkswagen Files Cease and Desist Against Alyssa Milano: “Stop Using Our Name”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa13 Comments

The car company wants nothing to do with liberal politics.

Fred and Barney Will Be Gay “Friends” In Woke Left Reboot Of The Flintstones

Fred and Barney Will Be Gay “Friends” In Woke Left Reboot Of The Flintstones

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWokeness with Apple Butter7 Comments

Is nothing sacred?

Volkswagon Abandons Alyssa Milano: “She Doesn’t Represent Us”

Volkswagon Abandons Alyssa Milano: “She Doesn’t Represent Us”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa14 Comments

Looks like she's on her own in her little vendetta.

Musk Says Twitter Board Was Taking Orders From George Soros

Musk Says Twitter Board Was Taking Orders From George Soros

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo13 Comments

The corruption went deep.

Rittenhouse Settles With LeBron James

Rittenhouse Settles With LeBron James

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRittenhouse with Ketchup10 Comments

'It's a fair settlement that Kyle can smile about,' said his publicist.

“Unruly and Violent” Leftist Megan Rapinoe Banned From Remaining World Cup Matches

“Unruly and Violent” Leftist Megan Rapinoe Banned From Remaining World Cup Matches

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRapinoe Salad with Creamy Caesar Dressing16 Comments

She's an angry lunatic.

Coach Tomlin Cuts Pittsburgh’s Last Kneeler: “Go Protest Somewhere Else”

Coach Tomlin Cuts Pittsburgh’s Last Kneeler: “Go Protest Somewhere Else”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL with Hollandaise

These coaches are done messing around.

Elon Musk Says All Verified Users Will Own a Piece of Twitter

Elon Musk Says All Verified Users Will Own a Piece of Twitter

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo24 Comments

Musk's new plan is brilliant.

Whoopi and Joy Forfeit Their Salaries to Save The View From The Chopping Block

Whoopi and Joy Forfeit Their Salaries to Save The View From The Chopping Block

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili12 Comments

The show has been in a downward spiral for a while.

Jurors Clear Kyle Rittenhouse of Wrongful Death in Civil Trial

Jurors Clear Kyle Rittenhouse of Wrongful Death in Civil Trial

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire12 Comments

It's all over now but the lawsuits.

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