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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Tim Walz Banned from Michigan Games after Flipping Off the Fans

Tim Walz Banned from Michigan Games after Flipping Off the Fans

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTim Walz fan fiction
The school announced that the VP candidate is no longer welcome at The Big House.
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Bread Reaches $11 a Loaf in California: “It’s Devastating for Families”

Bread Reaches $11 a Loaf in California: “It’s Devastating for Families”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Price is Definitely Not Right
Most families can't afford to eat every day.
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“I Took Most of Her Tests For Her” – Kamala’s College Roommate Spills the Tea

“I Took Most of Her Tests For Her” – Kamala’s College Roommate Spills the Tea

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Harris couldn't have even managed Cs on her own.
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“I Wish I could Take it Back” – Taylor Swift Regrets Endorsing Harris and Walz

“I Wish I could Take it Back” – Taylor Swift Regrets Endorsing Harris and Walz

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Taylor Swift
Sources confirm that Swift has buyer's remorse.
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NNLB Committee Finds That ABC and the Harris Campaign Violated the Fairness Doctrine at the Debate

NNLB Committee Finds That ABC and the Harris Campaign Violated the Fairness Doctrine at the Debate

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inFictitious Federal Agencies
The NNLB has federal subpoena power.
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Former Harris Colleague Reveals Her Biggest Secret: “I Took the Bar Exam for Kamala”

Former Harris Colleague Reveals Her Biggest Secret: “I Took the Bar Exam for Kamala”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDumb Stories About Kamala's Past
She can't do anything on her own.
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Jerry Seinfeld Cuts Ties with ABC: “Why Stay On a Sinking Ship?”

Jerry Seinfeld Cuts Ties with ABC: “Why Stay On a Sinking Ship?”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing ABC
ABC made a big mistake when it let David Muir destroy its credibility.
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Electronics Expert Confirms: Kamala Wore a Radio Receiver for the Debate

Electronics Expert Confirms: Kamala Wore a Radio Receiver for the Debate

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inConspiracy Stew
If the evidence is strong enough, the public will demand a rematch.
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ABC’s “Shameful” Debate Performance is Costing the Network Hundreds of Million: “The People Have Spoken”

ABC’s “Shameful” Debate Performance is Costing the Network Hundreds of Million: “The People Have Spoken”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing ABC
ABC really screwed the pooch on this one.
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Kamala’s Debate Performance Dubbed “The Most Dishonest in History”

Kamala’s Debate Performance Dubbed “The Most Dishonest in History”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Experts say she did nothing but lie.
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