A former Kamala Harris colleague from her very first law firm dropped a bombshell on her campaign recently.

According to Josephine Barron, Kamala couldn’t pass the Bar Exam in California. She failed it so miserably the first time that she paid someone to take it the second time.

“I didn’t mind,” said Barron, “Kamala was a good friend and I needed the money.”

We tried to track her down for an in-person interview but found that she is, unfortunately, a figment of this reporter’s imagination.

“I needed a story,” I told Me, “And this one seemed like it might grow some legs.”

And why wouldn’t it? Stories grow legs and walk away all the time. Remember that one about the buffoon who descended into his lobby on an escalator and started the worst period in modern US history just to stoke his ego? That’s the kind of thing we’re talking about here. God Bless America.