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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Heartless Pelosi Says, ‘Trump is Faking His Diagnosis to Wimp Out of Debates’

Heartless Pelosi Says, ‘Trump is Faking His Diagnosis to Wimp Out of Debates’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
Pelosi declared that President Donald Trump has faked his diagnosis with covid-19 in order to get out of the final presidential debates.
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Biden Proposes To Legalize 4th Trimester Abortion

Biden Proposes To Legalize 4th Trimester Abortion

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate, Election Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
It’s an act of desperation by a drowning candidate.
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Deep State Operative Admits To Infecting First Family

Deep State Operative Admits To Infecting First Family

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDeep State Satire with 2 Olives
What a low blow!
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Pelosi Sends Card, Flowers to Trump Family

Pelosi Sends Card, Flowers to Trump Family

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
A surprisingly kind gesture from the Speaker.
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As Safety Measure, Pence Sworn In

As Safety Measure, Pence Sworn In

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments
This is a simple precautionary measure required by protocol.
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Trump Declassifies The Truth Of Why ‘The Hero Of The Hudson’ Was No Hero At All

Trump Declassifies The Truth Of Why ‘The Hero Of The Hudson’ Was No Hero At All

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
It is another credit to President Trump that he is revealing the traitors in our midst no matter who they are.
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Supreme Court Nominee Barrett Praised by Her Hometown, ‘She’s the Best for the Job’

Supreme Court Nominee Barrett Praised by Her Hometown, ‘She’s the Best for the Job’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
The best judges of character are the people that see you day in and day out.
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Walmart Will No Longer Sell Products Made In China

Walmart Will No Longer Sell Products Made In China

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Walmart is a true American company and should be applauded for this move.
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Soros Says He’ll Spend Billions to “Re-Program America” After Trump Loses

Soros Says He’ll Spend Billions to “Re-Program America” After Trump Loses

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile, Silly Tater Satire
He will personally spend billions of dollars to "re-program" Americans. This is a travesty! 
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Dunning-Kruger Institute Declares Trump Winner of Debate, ‘There Was No Contest’

Dunning-Kruger Institute Declares Trump Winner of Debate, ‘There Was No Contest’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
The good news for President Trump and his campaign just keeps rolling in after his magical performance in the first debate. The prestigious Dunning-Kruger Institute declared that President Trump was[Click to Tate]
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