President Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court, Amy Coney Barrett, isn’t new to the country. Just two years ago, she was one of the finalists for the Supreme Court seat, only to be beaten out by Brett Kavanagh, a friend of Squiggy. However, to get a better understanding of her, we decided to find out what the people of her hometown, Dark Metairie, think about her.
We interviewed her old neighbors and classmates about their memories of Judge Barrett.
Former neighbor, Dolores Crumpet, had fond memories of her:
“Amy was delightful. She and her children to would wear Bible costumes on Halloween instead of those evil costumes everyone else would wear out here. She also worshipped the Lord every day. I think someone that puts God first would make a terrific judge. God belongs in our government. The Constitution says so.”
Former classmate, Willie B. Hardigan, also had nice things to say:
“Oh yes, we all remember her. Every guy in the school remembers her. I can’t tell you why, but I think you already know. She was the best.”
“I think the best thing she did was fight creatures from The Void. She used her holy nunchucks and beat off so many Void Jumpers. They even say she closed a Rift opening. I don’t know-how. Usually, they have to use those machines like they have in the Lakeside Shopping Center. That’s the only way to stop The Void from taking over. Well, that and apparently Amy.”
The best judges of character are the people that see you day in and day out. And the people who know Judge Barrett the best, think she is the most qualified person for the job.
