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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

NYPD Shut Down Church Thanksgiving – 6 Injured

NYPD Shut Down Church Thanksgiving – 6 Injured

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Benghazi Satire With Honey Mustard

The entire event devolved into chaos.

Guliani Quits

Guliani Quits

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Crime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired

Its been a great adventure. It's time to rest.

Pelosi Orders Air Force One Grounded

Pelosi Orders Air Force One Grounded

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Pelosi Breaks Balls Satire

The Speaker believes Trump is a flight risk.

Biden Reveals New Flag With 52 Stars

Biden Reveals New Flag With 52 Stars

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Biden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate

Biden intends to grant statehood to Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia.

Trump Returns Robert E. Lee’s Ancestral Home To His Family After 156 Years

Trump Returns Robert E. Lee’s Ancestral Home To His Family After 156 Years

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot History-changing satire

It's time to let the past go.

Trump Orders Facebook to Split into ‘Facebook RED’ and ‘Facebook BLUE’

Trump Orders Facebook to Split into ‘Facebook RED’ and ‘Facebook BLUE’

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Satirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile

President Donald Trump has issued an executive order that Facebook must split into two companies: Facebook RED and Facebook BLUE.

Trey Gowdy Finds ‘Mysterious’ Ink Vats in Georgia

Trey Gowdy Finds ‘Mysterious’ Ink Vats in Georgia

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Deep State Satire with 2 Olives

What happened here with all this ink, I wonder?

Dominion CEO Refuses Newsmax Interview

Dominion CEO Refuses Newsmax Interview

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Crime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired

The executive says Dominion has been cleared of any error.

AOC Says: ‘I’m Thrilled to Announce It’s My Turn to Have An Abortion’

AOC Says: ‘I’m Thrilled to Announce It’s My Turn to Have An Abortion’

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot AOC Satire Tending Your Bar, Silly Tater Satire

“I want American women to understand the beauty and safety of abortion.”

Kamala : ‘Christmas Shouldn’t Be A Federal Holiday’

Kamala : ‘Christmas Shouldn’t Be A Federal Holiday’

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Silly Tater Satire

"It violates separation of church and state."