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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Disney to Replace Hosts of ‘Fox and Friends’

Disney to Replace Hosts of ‘Fox and Friends’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDeep State Satire with 2 Olives
How low the mighty have fallen.
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Pelosi To Delay SSI Payments Until Trump Agrees to Stimulus

Pelosi To Delay SSI Payments Until Trump Agrees to Stimulus

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
When she cant get her way, we all pay.
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Chief Justice Roberts Says He’ll Retire If Biden Wins

Chief Justice Roberts Says He’ll Retire If Biden Wins

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inJudicial Satire To Make The Lord Open
"All signs are pointing to a Biden blowout win, and that will be all the sign I need to hang up my robe and retire."
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Pelosi Tests Positive, Seeks Treatment in China

Pelosi Tests Positive, Seeks Treatment in China

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments, Pelosi Breaks Balls Satire, Silly Tater Satire
“We thought she was just hungover again at first.”
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Conservative Supreme Court Can Now Overturn Gay Marriage

Conservative Supreme Court Can Now Overturn Gay Marriage

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inJudicial Satire To Make The Lord Open
The 2015 ruling about marriage equality has been a thorn in the side of conservatives, which they hope to fix.
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Metallica Sues Trump Campaign for Use of ‘Master of Puppets’ at Rally

Metallica Sues Trump Campaign for Use of ‘Master of Puppets’ at Rally

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Satire Where Trump Breaks the Law
Attorneys for the San Francisco based heavy metal band Metallica have issued a cease and desist order to the President Trump’s campaign.
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Biden Bashes Voters, ‘If They’re Dumb Enough to Elect Him, They Deserve What’s Coming’

Biden Bashes Voters, ‘If They’re Dumb Enough to Elect Him, They Deserve What’s Coming’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
We need a leader who can stop all of these problems
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Griffin Burns Trump Effigy At Biden Rally

Griffin Burns Trump Effigy At Biden Rally

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Some people think that's "funny."
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Oxford Removes ‘White’ From Dictionary To Avoid Backlash

Oxford Removes ‘White’ From Dictionary To Avoid Backlash

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
This is political correctness gone insane.
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CDC Closes White House as Level 5 Hot Zone

CDC Closes White House as Level 5 Hot Zone

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments
The House of the People could use all of your prayers.
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