Pelosi Tests Positive, Seeks Treatment in China Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments, Pelosi Breaks Balls Satire, Silly Tater Satire “We thought she was just hungover again at first.”
Conservative Supreme Court Can Now Overturn Gay Marriage Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inJudicial Satire To Make The Lord Open The 2015 ruling about marriage equality has been a thorn in the side of conservatives, which they hope to fix.
Metallica Sues Trump Campaign for Use of ‘Master of Puppets’ at Rally Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Satire Where Trump Breaks the Law Attorneys for the San Francisco based heavy metal band Metallica have issued a cease and desist order to the President Trump’s campaign.
Biden Bashes Voters, ‘If They’re Dumb Enough to Elect Him, They Deserve What’s Coming’ Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate We need a leader who can stop all of these problems
Griffin Burns Trump Effigy At Biden Rally Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Some people think that's "funny."
Oxford Removes ‘White’ From Dictionary To Avoid Backlash Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire This is political correctness gone insane.
CDC Closes White House as Level 5 Hot Zone Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments The House of the People could use all of your prayers.
Jill Biden Caught on Hot Mic: ‘I Don’t Give a F*** About Christmas’ Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire First, she has declared that all Americans will be forced to learn Spanish and now this.
Biden’s First Action As President Is To Strike 28th Amendment Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate It is a popular amendment amongst true American patriots to make things fair between the lawmakers and their constituents.
NBA Ratings Down 49% After Kneeling Displays Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL Satire You Can Kneel To The inmates are running the asylum in the NBA.