AI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In another totally normal and completely justifiable use of taxpayer money, USAID awarded Malia Obama $2.6 million in 2022 for "consulting services"—on major geopolitical crises that, upon[Click to Tate]

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In an unprecedented yet legally obvious decision, the notoriously liberal 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that most of President Biden’s recent pardons are unconstitutional—because,[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what legal scholars are calling “a move so unconstitutional it might actually loop back around to being impressive”, the President has issued an executive order directing[Click to Tate]

Federal Court Orders Whoopi Goldberg to Return $2.6 Million USAID Grant—Citing “Absurd and Useless” Programs WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking legal decision, a federal court has ordered Whoopi Goldberg[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning example of government efficiency, USAID has awarded Malia Obama $2.2 million to serve as a pen pal to "dozens" of children across five countries—though[Click to Tate]

BOCA CHICA, TX – In what has quickly become the most dramatic and paranoia-fueled corporate investigation since Twitter’s blue check crisis, scientists at SpaceX are reportedly examining whether the latest[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation that is sure to upend public discourse, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that he received a divine vision from none other than[Click to Tate]

NEW YORK CITY – One of the many hotels in New York rented by the Biden administration to house migrants has reported over $3 million in damages, with costs estimated[Click to Tate]

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a financial maneuver that has left economists in awe and welfare officials utterly baffled, the family of George Floyd recently listed a mere $1,900 in total[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking display of judicial defiance, Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett has refused to comply with a lawful audit conducted by the Department of Governmental[Click to Tate]