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In what experts are calling the most egregious misuse of taxpayer funds since the government spent $300,000 studying shrimp on treadmills, newly uncovered documents reveal that American taxpayers unwittingly contributed[Click to Tate]

In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of completely made-up scandals, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has officially canceled an alleged $11,000 monthly payment to Michelle Obama[Click to Tate]

In a groundbreaking ruling that has left scholars, lawyers, and even the Constitution itself scratching their heads, Federal Judge Joseph Barron of the Third District Court has declared that the[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In another totally normal and completely justifiable use of taxpayer money, USAID awarded Malia Obama $2.6 million in 2022 for "consulting services"—on major geopolitical crises that, upon[Click to Tate]

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In an unprecedented yet legally obvious decision, the notoriously liberal 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that most of President Biden’s recent pardons are unconstitutional—because,[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what legal scholars are calling “a move so unconstitutional it might actually loop back around to being impressive”, the President has issued an executive order directing[Click to Tate]

Federal Court Orders Whoopi Goldberg to Return $2.6 Million USAID Grant—Citing “Absurd and Useless” Programs WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking legal decision, a federal court has ordered Whoopi Goldberg[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning example of government efficiency, USAID has awarded Malia Obama $2.2 million to serve as a pen pal to "dozens" of children across five countries—though[Click to Tate]

BOCA CHICA, TX – In what has quickly become the most dramatic and paranoia-fueled corporate investigation since Twitter’s blue check crisis, scientists at SpaceX are reportedly examining whether the latest[Click to Tate]

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation that is sure to upend public discourse, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that he received a divine vision from none other than[Click to Tate]