Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Washington, D.C. – In a move no one saw coming, the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has completed its first audit of Congress’ spending habits—and the findings are[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In yet another baffling government spending mystery, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has received a $70,000 payment from the General Services Administration (GSA)—and absolutely no one can explain[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In a groundbreaking move that only Elon Musk could pull off, the billionaire entrepreneur has reportedly saved taxpayers a whopping $38.7 billion, an achievement the government has[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren, champion of economic fairness and sworn enemy of billionaires, is suddenly at a loss for words after reporters pressed her to explain where, exactly,[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In what legal scholars are calling “the most aggressively pedantic ruling in U.S. history,” 16th Circuit Court Judge Joe Barron has canceled 84 of President Biden’s pardons[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning revelation that has left bartenders, lobbyists, and congressional interns reeling, reports confirm that former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi spent a staggering $1.6 million on[Click to Tate]

  Cheyenne, WY – In a dramatic turn of events, former Congresswoman Liz Cheney has been summoned to a Wyoming court to answer shocking allegations of fraud and disloyalty to[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In a move hailed by libertarians and memecoin investors alike, billionaire Elon Musk, backed by the decentralized will of DOGE enthusiasts, successfully dismantled the Environmental Protection Agency[Click to Tate]