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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
DOGE Halts $2.6 Million Annual Payment to Obama for “Obamacare” Royalties

DOGE Halts $2.6 Million Annual Payment to Obama for “Obamacare” Royalties

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Washington, D.C. – In a shocking display of fiscal responsibility, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered and stopped a $2.6 million annual payment to former President Barack Obama—a[Click to Tate]
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Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) Audits Congress

Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) Audits Congress

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In a move no one saw coming, the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has completed its first audit of Congress’ spending habits—and the findings are[Click to Tate]
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AOC Receives Mysterious $70,000 Payment from GSA, No One Knows Why

AOC Receives Mysterious $70,000 Payment from GSA, No One Knows Why

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In yet another baffling government spending mystery, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has received a $70,000 payment from the General Services Administration (GSA)—and absolutely no one can explain[Click to Tate]
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Adam Kinzinger Refuses to Explain Mysterious $108 Million Net Worth Increase

Adam Kinzinger Refuses to Explain Mysterious $108 Million Net Worth Increase

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Washington, D.C. – Former Congressman Adam Kinzinger, a vocal advocate for transparency and accountability, is suddenly less enthusiastic about those principles after reporters began asking how his net worth mysteriously[Click to Tate]
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Elon Musk’s DOGE Saves Taxpayers $38.7 Billion

Elon Musk’s DOGE Saves Taxpayers $38.7 Billion

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In a groundbreaking move that only Elon Musk could pull off, the billionaire entrepreneur has reportedly saved taxpayers a whopping $38.7 billion, an achievement the government has[Click to Tate]
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Elizabeth Warren Can’t Explain her Vast Wealth to Auditors

Elizabeth Warren Can’t Explain her Vast Wealth to Auditors

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren, champion of economic fairness and sworn enemy of billionaires, is suddenly at a loss for words after reporters pressed her to explain where, exactly,[Click to Tate]
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16th Circuit Judge Joe Barron Cancels 84 of Biden’s Pardons

16th Circuit Judge Joe Barron Cancels 84 of Biden’s Pardons

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In what legal scholars are calling “the most aggressively pedantic ruling in U.S. history,” 16th Circuit Court Judge Joe Barron has canceled 84 of President Biden’s pardons[Click to Tate]
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DOGE Audit says Nancy Pelosi Has Spent $1.6 Million Taxpayer Dollars on Booze in 28 Years

DOGE Audit says Nancy Pelosi Has Spent $1.6 Million Taxpayer Dollars on Booze in 28 Years

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning revelation that has left bartenders, lobbyists, and congressional interns reeling, reports confirm that former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi spent a staggering $1.6 million on[Click to Tate]
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Liz Cheney Summoned to Wyoming Court to Face Charges of Fraud

Liz Cheney Summoned to Wyoming Court to Face Charges of Fraud

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
  Cheyenne, WY – In a dramatic turn of events, former Congresswoman Liz Cheney has been summoned to a Wyoming court to answer shocking allegations of fraud and disloyalty to[Click to Tate]
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Elon Musk and DOGE Dismantle the EPA: “Time to End the Climate Change Hoax”

Elon Musk and DOGE Dismantle the EPA: “Time to End the Climate Change Hoax”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Washington, D.C. – In a move hailed by libertarians and memecoin investors alike, billionaire Elon Musk, backed by the decentralized will of DOGE enthusiasts, successfully dismantled the Environmental Protection Agency[Click to Tate]
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