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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Trump Wins Two Prestigious Awards In One Week For His Work

Trump Wins Two Prestigious Awards In One Week For His Work

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile
Donald didn’t have to be our president. The man has everything you can dream of and more.
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Biden Promises To Make Abortions Free Of Charge Nationwide

Biden Promises To Make Abortions Free Of Charge Nationwide

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
This plan of Biden’s is simply one more reason that he cannot be elected to office.
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RGB Admits That Trump Is ‘Probably Right’ About Being Entitled To a 3rd Term

RGB Admits That Trump Is ‘Probably Right’ About Being Entitled To a 3rd Term

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inInkjet Justice Satire
Liberals will explode when they hear their idol admit the truth.
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Giuliani Turns State’s Evidence, Hands Over Trump Tax Documents

Giuliani Turns State’s Evidence, Hands Over Trump Tax Documents

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire, Traitor Satire with Cinnamon Swirl
Rudy has officially gone to the dark place.
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Trump Cancels Construction of USS Obama, ‘He Doesn’t Deserve It!’

Trump Cancels Construction of USS Obama, ‘He Doesn’t Deserve It!’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
This is great news for America.
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Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib Want to Institute ‘Islamic Orders of Pou’ti Ne’

Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib Want to Institute ‘Islamic Orders of Pou’ti Ne’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inReligious Satire With Bean Dip
They're trying to Sharia us!
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Rioters Tear Down Martin Luther King Statue, Call Him A ‘Sell Out’

Rioters Tear Down Martin Luther King Statue, Call Him A ‘Sell Out’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
This is a mockery of the patriots of America.
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John Elway Fires 3 Players After They Tell Fans They Will ‘Definitely Kneel’ During National Anthem

John Elway Fires 3 Players After They Tell Fans They Will ‘Definitely Kneel’ During National Anthem

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL Satire You Can Kneel To
He told them this would happen.
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Cuomo: “Trump Supporters are Banned from Entering NYC.”

Cuomo: “Trump Supporters are Banned from Entering NYC.”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inFake Treason Stories With Extra Mayo, Silly Tater Satire
The first response team and local police was also told to 'shoot on site with knockout darts"
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Drunken Nancy Pelosi Destroys Statue in Oval Office

Drunken Nancy Pelosi Destroys Statue in Oval Office

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Nancy Pelosi was escorted out of the office.
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