In a recent turn of events, an argument broke out inside the hallowed walls of the Oval Office, the famed ‘Bronco Buster,’ (Trumps favorite bust,) was smashed in the furor, by none other than the speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, in yesterdays meeting with the President.
The altercation happened when both Pelosi, Schumer, and Trump was fisting ideas about the new stimulus that has been proposed by the democrats.
The air went blue when President Trump told the two swindlers, that he wasn’t about to fund any immigration proposal ideas unless something was written into the bill, that contained a business exemption provision for the President’s own businesses.
The two leading Democrats swore blind that, there was nothing in the bill about immigration and the President should read the bill before he jumped to any conclusions, about what they were proposing.
President Trump was adamant that “There is always a clause about illegal immigration,” in their bills and, they shouldn’t come to his office to try and shill him with lies, about something he wasn’t about to read anyway!
The President then commented on the smell of alcohol that was emulating from Nancy Pelosi’s pores as she profusely perspired as the President told her that, “Drinking on the job was a no, no!”
She then jumped up on her Manolo Blahnik clad feet and dashed toward the statue, the President has on the shelf near his desk. She then started to use expletives in an enraged manner, and grabbed the statue and told Trump,
“You think you control me Mr President !? You think you’re hardcore!? I’ll show you, HARCORE!”
As she staggered around in her alcoholic stupor.
She then threw the statue on the floor, as it bounced in front of the Jefferson desk and landed in several pieces where it lay. She took the remainder of the statue and threw it at the wall where the damage to the wall and the statue was, as if, a mad person had attacked the room.
Several secret servicemen ran into the room to contain the violence but, the damage had already been done.
The statue that was sculpted by the famed Frederick Remington called bronco buster and was also a favorite piece of Obama’s, is now in a disheveled state of disrepair.
The bill to fix this piece of art will cost the taxpayer $12,000, just to glue it back together to a semblance of what it was.
Nancy Pelosi was escorted out of the office still swearing at both Chuck Schumer now, for not backing her up and sounding like a broken record and President Trump, calling him a “lover of asses” and a ‘failed businessman!”
The speaker of the house wasn’t readily available to comment on the incident, as she was allegedly sleeping it off and was heard to plead with Schumer in the WH vestibule to apologize on her behalf, about her somewhat out of character actions.
As soon as she saw the President again she went off like a fourth of July firecracker and started raving again as soon as Trump came outside to see if the offending democrat had gone.
Unfortunately, she hadn’t and started her rant over again by chanting BLM slogans and slurring her words of vitriol over the shoulder of Chuck Schumer, who was equally embarrassed about her behavior whilst she was under the influence.
Since then, Nancy has assured everyone involved she will carry on with her AA meetings in future. Paying visits to anger management courses too. However, we won’t hold our breaths on that promise.
