Commissioned by Barack Obama on the last day of his Presidency, the USS Obama was to be the largest and most advanced naval vessel in the world, Obama intended it to be a monument of his accomplishments and successes as President, but President Trump has other plans.
In an interview with White House Deputy Chief of Staff Joe Barron, our affiliates at the Dunning-Kruger Gazette got the latest on the decision to scrap the USS Obama.
“This vessel was to be an Eisenhower-class carrier with twin nuclear reactors as its power source, a capacity of 150 helicopters, 300 F-22s, and five B-2 Spirit stealth bombers.
It was also to feature six prototype nuclear warhead cannons developed by Amazon, in addition to the typical weaponry seen on an aircraft carrier.
The Pentagon considered changing the carrier’s name to the USS Trump, but realized a ship having such a name would have to be better than anything Obama could have come up with.
That is why we have commissioned Amazon to construct a completely new vessel to be named the USS Trump – a carrier that will be worthy of carrying the name of the greatest man to ever hold the office of President.
Current plans for the new carrier are classified, but can tell you a few things about it. It will have 12 Amazon Choice nuclear warhead launchers and have the capability to hold up to 50 B-2 Spirit bombers along with a complement of 500 F-22s and 800 Prime helicopters. It will be the most formidable weapon the world has ever seen.”
Leaked reports also claim that the vessel will have a garage of 250 armored amphibious Mini Coopers that can be used to conduct quick-strike ground assaults as needed.
This is great news for America.
Obama is not worthy to have anything named after him, much less a Navy vessel! Trump deserves this tremendous honor and it will make America proud.
