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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Clinton Email Server Found Dead After Emails Exposed

Clinton Email Server Found Dead After Emails Exposed

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Crime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired

This is just another one in the long list of the Clinton body count, and the reign of terror is about to come to an end.

NFL Removing Stars From Logo To ‘Distance The League From Controversial Flag’

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot NFL Satire You Can Kneel To

This decision will undoubtedly further alienate the National Football League from its fans.

Lakers Hung Up on Trump During Congratulatory Call

Lakers Hung Up on Trump During Congratulatory Call

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Silly Tater Satire

They even blew an air horn into the phone.

Police Arrest Dem ‘Juggallo’ Group Harassing Florida Governor

Police Arrest Dem ‘Juggallo’ Group Harassing Florida Governor

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Silly Tater Satire

This brazen new socialist group is absolutely terrifying.

Dr. Sanjay Gupta : ‘Trump is Clinically Insane’

Dr. Sanjay Gupta : ‘Trump is Clinically Insane’

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Deep State Satire with 2 Olives

Gupta is a top neurosurgeon and well-respected pschologist.

Kamala – ‘You know, We Can Demote Trump’s Judges’

Kamala – ‘You know, We Can Demote Trump’s Judges’

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Kamala Spanking Satire

Constitutionally, judges can be reassigned to any court.

Bob Dole Surprise Appearance Rocks Biden Rally

Bob Dole Surprise Appearance Rocks Biden Rally

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Deep State Satire with 2 Olives

Apparently, rumors of his demise were greatly exaggerated.

Dem Senator Knope Burns Bible at Campaign Event

Dem Senator Knope Burns Bible at Campaign Event

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Silly Tater Satire

That's just an example of their agenda.

Vegas Places Trump’s Odds Of Survival At 10-1 Against

Vegas Places Trump’s Odds Of Survival At 10-1 Against

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Silly Tater Satire

Those who doubted his strength will be losing their shirts.

Shameful Democratic Senator Caught Cheating on Wife, Can Kiss Political Career Goodbye

Shameful Democratic Senator Caught Cheating on Wife, Can Kiss Political Career Goodbye

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Religious Satire With Bean Dip, Satirical Democrats Who Don't Exist In Nature

The senator has been ensnared in a nasty cheating scandal and will no doubt lose his seat on November 3 because of it.