Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
FBI Director Kash Patel has assembled a crack team of top investigators to look into what experts are calling "the most absurd and downright disrespectful threats against a sitting president[Click to Tate]
In what is being called “a rare win for American infrastructure” (kind of), the federal government has announced that $40 million worth of construction materials—originally destined for a country so[Click to Tate]
In a historic realignment of federal priorities, the government has announced that Pride Month will no longer be recognized—but before activists start celebrating “Veteran’s Month,” there’s a catch. While veterans[Click to Tate]
In a shocking move that has left Hollywood elites clutching their passports, the Irish government has officially denied Rosie O’Donnell’s request for permanent residency and given her 30 days to[Click to Tate]
In a decision that stunned activists and delighted local scrap metal dealers, the Minneapolis City Council voted 233-2 to remove the controversial George Floyd statue from its prominent downtown location.[Click to Tate]
In a stunning rebuke of what it calls “corporate-funded woke nonsense,” the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has officially revoked a $25 million federal grant previously awarded to Disney for[Click to Tate]
In a move that has left both political analysts and late-night comedians scrambling for material, President Donald Trump announced that he will personally bestow the prestigious Knight's Cross upon tech[Click to Tate]
After a harrowing return to Earth, the astronauts rescued from their stranded spacecraft will be greeted not with medals or government honors, but with the most extravagant billionaire-funded celebration in[Click to Tate]