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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
DOGE Canceled a $3.8 Million Contract to Wash the Windows on a Building the Government Leases from Nancy Pelosi

DOGE Canceled a $3.8 Million Contract to Wash the Windows on a Building the Government Leases from Nancy Pelosi

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
Just another scam by another crooked Democrat.
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U.S. State Department Denies Anthony Fauci’s Request to Update His Passport

U.S. State Department Denies Anthony Fauci’s Request to Update His Passport

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
His pardon has been voided, so he's not going anywhere.
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Director Patel has a Team Investigating 13 Democrats for Inciting Violence against the President:

Director Patel has a Team Investigating 13 Democrats for Inciting Violence against the President:

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
FBI Director Kash Patel has assembled a crack team of top investigators to look into what experts are calling "the most absurd and downright disrespectful threats against a sitting president[Click to Tate]
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$40 Million in Construction Materials Slated for a Country Nobody Has Ever Heard of Will Now Go to North Carolina

$40 Million in Construction Materials Slated for a Country Nobody Has Ever Heard of Will Now Go to North Carolina

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what is being called “a rare win for American infrastructure” (kind of), the federal government has announced that $40 million worth of construction materials—originally destined for a country so[Click to Tate]
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The Federal Government Won’t Recognize “Pride Month” This June: “We Will Celebrate Our Veterans Instead”

The Federal Government Won’t Recognize “Pride Month” This June: “We Will Celebrate Our Veterans Instead”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a historic realignment of federal priorities, the government has announced that Pride Month will no longer be recognized—but before activists start celebrating “Veteran’s Month,” there’s a catch. While veterans[Click to Tate]
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Ireland Rejected Rosie O’Donnell’s Request for Permanent Residency and Gave Her 30 Days to Leave

Ireland Rejected Rosie O’Donnell’s Request for Permanent Residency and Gave Her 30 Days to Leave

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a shocking move that has left Hollywood elites clutching their passports, the Irish government has officially denied Rosie O’Donnell’s request for permanent residency and given her 30 days to[Click to Tate]
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The City of Minneapolis Voted 233-2 to Remove the George Floyd Statue: “It’s Time to Move On”

The City of Minneapolis Voted 233-2 to Remove the George Floyd Statue: “It’s Time to Move On”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a decision that stunned activists and delighted local scrap metal dealers, the Minneapolis City Council voted 233-2 to remove the controversial George Floyd statue from its prominent downtown location.[Click to Tate]
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DOGE Clawed Back a $25 Million Grant to Disney for “Applying Diversity to American Cinema”

DOGE Clawed Back a $25 Million Grant to Disney for “Applying Diversity to American Cinema”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a stunning rebuke of what it calls “corporate-funded woke nonsense,” the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has officially revoked a $25 million federal grant previously awarded to Disney for[Click to Tate]
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President Trump to Award Elon Musk the Prestigious Knight’s Cross at The Kennedy Center Honors

President Trump to Award Elon Musk the Prestigious Knight’s Cross at The Kennedy Center Honors

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
In a move that has left both political analysts and late-night comedians scrambling for material, President Donald Trump announced that he will personally bestow the prestigious Knight's Cross upon tech[Click to Tate]
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Elon Musk is Throwing a $5 Million “Welcome Home” Party for the Rescued Astronauts

Elon Musk is Throwing a $5 Million “Welcome Home” Party for the Rescued Astronauts

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
After a harrowing return to Earth, the astronauts rescued from their stranded spacecraft will be greeted not with medals or government honors, but with the most extravagant billionaire-funded celebration in[Click to Tate]
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