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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Pelosi Orders Air Force One Grounded

Pelosi Orders Air Force One Grounded

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
The Speaker believes Trump is a flight risk.
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Biden Reveals New Flag With 52 Stars

Biden Reveals New Flag With 52 Stars

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
Biden intends to grant statehood to Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia.
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Trump Returns Robert E. Lee’s Ancestral Home To His Family After 156 Years

Trump Returns Robert E. Lee’s Ancestral Home To His Family After 156 Years

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHistory-changing satire
It's time to let the past go.
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Trump Orders Facebook to Split into ‘Facebook RED’ and ‘Facebook BLUE’

Trump Orders Facebook to Split into ‘Facebook RED’ and ‘Facebook BLUE’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile
President Donald Trump has issued an executive order that Facebook must split into two companies: Facebook RED and Facebook BLUE. 
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Trey Gowdy Finds ‘Mysterious’ Ink Vats in Georgia

Trey Gowdy Finds ‘Mysterious’ Ink Vats in Georgia

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDeep State Satire with 2 Olives
What happened here with all this ink, I wonder?
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Dominion CEO Refuses Newsmax Interview

Dominion CEO Refuses Newsmax Interview

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCrime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired
The executive says Dominion has been cleared of any error.
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AOC Says: ‘I’m Thrilled to Announce It’s My Turn to Have An Abortion’

AOC Says: ‘I’m Thrilled to Announce It’s My Turn to Have An Abortion’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAOC Satire Tending Your Bar, Silly Tater Satire
“I want American women to understand the beauty and safety of abortion.”
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Kamala : ‘Christmas Shouldn’t Be A Federal Holiday’

Kamala : ‘Christmas Shouldn’t Be A Federal Holiday’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
"It violates separation of church and state."
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Thousands of Ballots Found Floating In The Lake In Erie, Pennsylvania

Thousands of Ballots Found Floating In The Lake In Erie, Pennsylvania

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Election Fraud With Fingerling Potatoes
And they said there was no fraud.
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Sam Elliott Doubles Down on Trump: ‘He Leaves, I Leave’ Interview Part 1

Sam Elliott Doubles Down on Trump: ‘He Leaves, I Leave’ Interview Part 1

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
I got tired of mopping up liberal tears.
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