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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Hunter Biden Stopped at Airport Attempting to Flee Country

Hunter Biden Stopped at Airport Attempting to Flee Country

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate, Crime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired, Hunter Biden Immortalized In Satire - Daily
Amongst the many charges are treason and money laundering.
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Democrat Indicted For Rigging His Election In A Republican District

Democrat Indicted For Rigging His Election In A Republican District

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
This one hits close to home, Patriots.
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Biden Caught On Hot Mic: ‘Were Making Social Security Cuts on Day One’

Biden Caught On Hot Mic: ‘Were Making Social Security Cuts on Day One’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
"You best get a real job you dribble-mouthed featherface."
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Deep State Shocker: Amy Coney Barrett and Michelle Obama Were College Roommates

Deep State Shocker: Amy Coney Barrett and Michelle Obama Were College Roommates

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHistory-changing satire, Judicial Satire To Make The Lord Open
It's all starting to make sense!
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Ivanka Trump Confides: ‘I’m Running for President in 2024’

Ivanka Trump Confides: ‘I’m Running for President in 2024’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Trump's only daughter Ivanka Trump has confided in a friend that she will run for President in 2024. 
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Donald Trump: ‘I’m Running for Governor of Florida’ in 2022

Donald Trump: ‘I’m Running for Governor of Florida’ in 2022

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire About Trump Losing Badly, Satirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile
DeSantis will retire, leaving a clear path for Trump to run for governor -- and win -- in 2022.
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Trump Forces Georgia Governor Brian Kemp to RESIGN

Trump Forces Georgia Governor Brian Kemp to RESIGN

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatirical Powers Of An Orange Imbecile
The number one reason that Trump fired Kemp is that the voters in Georgia gave a majority of their support to Joe Biden.
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Self-appointed Liberal Council Strips Rights from Citizens in Louisiana Town

Self-appointed Liberal Council Strips Rights from Citizens in Louisiana Town

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
The roads are in disrepair, the sewerage systems are backed up and there are Voidbirds defecating in the streets. But The Council has its own private yacht.
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Pelosi: ‘Happy to See Jill Biden Replacing Mail Order Sex Worker Melania’

Pelosi: ‘Happy to See Jill Biden Replacing Mail Order Sex Worker Melania’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
Pelosi: "Jill Biden will restore dignity to the White House."
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Report: Trump to Replace ‘Do Nothing’ Barr with Gowdy

Report: Trump to Replace ‘Do Nothing’ Barr with Gowdy

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire About Trump Losing Badly
This Hail Mary move may ensure another day in court.
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