The angry liberal mobs have taken over yet another city, going so far as to overthrowing a disgraced mayor and installing their own fascist body of government, called The Council.
Completely ignoring the Constitution, their rule is the law, and any dissidents are swiftly dealt with by their enforcers, known only as “The Bureau.”
According to reports that have managed to escape the city of Dark Metairie and its vigilant enforcers, the residents live in fear as The Council has tamed supernatural Voidbeasts in order to terrorize dissidents.
In addition to using these foul beasts, citizens deemed “enemies of The Council” are thrown into The Void by The Ghost of Big Lee, a disgraced deceased tow truck operator, known for inappropriately touching women throughout the town.
Citizens of this town are also subject to the all-seeing eye of Copeland tower. Nothing is a secret. The Council knows all. Citizens were stripped of their right to privacy when The Council came to power.
And least surprisingly, in typical liberal fashion, The Council taxes its people to death, imposing a 90 percent income tax on the first day of their reign of terror.
This money does not go towards public works. Oh no, it goes directly to The Council, for them to spend on themselves and their own pet projects.
One such project was a multiverse Void experiment that used schoolchildren as Guinea pigs to see if they could survive the journey through Voidrifts into the multiverse. It’s truly awful what The Council does.
The Council claims that the people have a voice and are free to exercise their rights at the monthly 3:00 a.m. Council meetings, but citizens claim they don’t get enough time to speak, as the meeting ends at 3:05 a.m.
The roads are in disrepair, the sewerage systems are backed up and there are Voidbirds defecating in the streets. But The Council has its own private yacht. The city of Dark Metairie is truly a nightmare. And this is exactly the future that liberals want.
If this dystopian nightmare scares you, it should; because liberal mobs could be bringing The Council to a town near you.
