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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Budweiser, Coors, VW Threaten to Pull Superbowl Ads if Players Don’t Kneel

Budweiser, Coors, VW Threaten to Pull Superbowl Ads if Players Don’t Kneel

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL Satire You Can Kneel To
Budweiser: "If they don't kneel, they're not good enough to drink our beer."
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With Democratic Majority, Pelosi Tells McConnell “I’m the Captain Now”

With Democratic Majority, Pelosi Tells McConnell “I’m the Captain Now”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
Nancy Pelosi‘s arrogance knows no end
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Trump to Create Conservative Twitter Alternative, ‘We Have Rights Too!’

Trump to Create Conservative Twitter Alternative, ‘We Have Rights Too!’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire About Trump Losing Badly
It's time for some REAL freedom!
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Biden Refuses To Sit With Trump for Transition Photo

Biden Refuses To Sit With Trump for Transition Photo

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection 2020 Satire Don't Blame Us Zuck
The President-elect wants a clean break and no contact with Trump at all.
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Georgia Governor Forbids Recount

Georgia Governor Forbids Recount

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
It's really all over. Time to move on.
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John Roberts DISBARS Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley for Challenging Election

John Roberts DISBARS Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley for Challenging Election

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inJudicial Satire To Make The Lord Open
The senators have vowed to do everything they can to keep Joe Biden from being inaugurated, and Roberts has punished them severely!
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Adam Schiff Demands Recount After Election Loss, Claims ‘Republicans Rigged the Polls!’

Adam Schiff Demands Recount After Election Loss, Claims ‘Republicans Rigged the Polls!’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire About Trump Losing Badly
Schiff deserves ridicule for his little stunt.
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DOJ Head Jeffrey Rosen To Announce Warrants For Clinton, Obama and Dominion

DOJ Head Jeffrey Rosen To Announce Warrants For Clinton, Obama and Dominion

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection 2020 Satire Don't Blame Us Zuck
Rosen has been preparing warrants since he took office from Barr right before Christmas
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Nancy Pelosi LOSES Race for House Speaker to Ilhan Omar

Nancy Pelosi LOSES Race for House Speaker to Ilhan Omar

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
Pelosi's humiliating loss was a complete surprise, as was the actual winner -- Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. 
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Biden Promises ‘Abortion Clinics On Every Corner’

Biden Promises ‘Abortion Clinics On Every Corner’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
Abortion on every corner. Yes, he really said that.
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