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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
New Biden Plan Doesn’t Raise Taxes – It Taxes Your Bank Account

New Biden Plan Doesn’t Raise Taxes – It Taxes Your Bank Account

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNon-Taxable Satire
Can you believe they'd do such a thing?
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Obama-Appointed Judge Rules Capitol Protesters Were Entrapped, Dismisses 561 Cases

Obama-Appointed Judge Rules Capitol Protesters Were Entrapped, Dismisses 561 Cases

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inInsurrection Satire That Shouldn't Be Funny
Prosecutors will need to find new evidence to move forward.
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NFL Announces ‘Kneeling Ceremony’ To Be Held During National Anthem at All Games

NFL Announces ‘Kneeling Ceremony’ To Be Held During National Anthem at All Games

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL Satire You Can Kneel To
The new rule goes into effect with the start of the playoffs.
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Capitol Rioter Sentenced to 25 Years

Capitol Rioter Sentenced to 25 Years

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire for the intellectually challenged
The "Fire extinguisher man" cried at the sentencing.
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CNN Says ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Never Happened

CNN Says ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Never Happened

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
Why are they lying?
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Rittenhouse Turns Down $10 Million Offer For His Rifle: ‘It’s Being Destroyed’

Rittenhouse Turns Down $10 Million Offer For His Rifle: ‘It’s Being Destroyed’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire
Kyle says he's had numerous offers, but this latest is the largest.
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Biden Hasn’t Sold One Build Back Better Hat

Biden Hasn’t Sold One Build Back Better Hat

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire
While Donald Trump’s signature red hat featuring the MAGA slogan sold like hot cakes, nobody is buying Biden’s hats.
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Pelosi’s Family Asks Her Not To Come for Christmas Unless She Stops Drinking

Pelosi’s Family Asks Her Not To Come for Christmas Unless She Stops Drinking

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Drunken Adventures of Satirical Nancy
Get help, Nancy
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Fox News Sets The Record Straight: Wallace is a Liar

Fox News Sets The Record Straight: Wallace is a Liar

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inChris Wallace Fan Fiction with Ginger Garlic Sauce
Chris Wallace did NOT 'quit' Fox News.
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Justice Dept. Sues Kyle Rittenhouse’s Charity Foundation For Disadvantaged Youth

Justice Dept. Sues Kyle Rittenhouse’s Charity Foundation For Disadvantaged Youth

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire for the intellectually challenged
DOJ issues cease and desist order.
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