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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Elway’s Broncos Release Two Perpetual Kneelers: “More Trouble Than They’re Worth”

Elway’s Broncos Release Two Perpetual Kneelers: “More Trouble Than They’re Worth”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNFL Satire You Can Kneel To
Elway is serious about this.
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Yes, Texas-Born Elon Musk Could Run for President

Yes, Texas-Born Elon Musk Could Run for President

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo4 Comments
Musk was raised in South Africa, but he wasn't born there.
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HBO Fires “Toxic” Kathy Griffin After Call From Elon Musk

HBO Fires “Toxic” Kathy Griffin After Call From Elon Musk

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo14 Comments
She's never gonna work again if he has his way.
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ABC Exec Says Whoopi Goldberg Has To Go or The View Gets Canceled

ABC Exec Says Whoopi Goldberg Has To Go or The View Gets Canceled

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWhoopie Pie11 Comments
Whoopi's days are coming to an end.
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Reinstated “Anti-Woke” Disney CEO Lifts Ban on MAGA Gear in Parks

Reinstated “Anti-Woke” Disney CEO Lifts Ban on MAGA Gear in Parks

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney with Clarified Butter10 Comments
The parks are free for all Americans.
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Tom Brady Refuses to Work With Tampa Bay’s Two “Kneelers”

Tom Brady Refuses to Work With Tampa Bay’s Two “Kneelers”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBrady Should Marry a Football9 Comments
They'll spend the rest of the season riding the bench
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Disney’s Re-Hired CEO Says He’s Going to “Fix the Wokeness Problem” That Ruined the Company

Disney’s Re-Hired CEO Says He’s Going to “Fix the Wokeness Problem” That Ruined the Company

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDisney with Clarified Butter8 Comments
The time for change is now.
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Kathy Griffin Begs Elon Musk to Drop His Lawsuit: “It Was Just a Joke”

Kathy Griffin Begs Elon Musk to Drop His Lawsuit: “It Was Just a Joke”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo16 Comments
She's not laughing anymore.
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Jim Jordan Has Enough Votes to Challenge Kevin McCarthy for Speaker

Jim Jordan Has Enough Votes to Challenge Kevin McCarthy for Speaker

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized14 Comments
Jordan would be great for the job for sure.
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Judge Dismisses Civil Suits Against Kyle Rittenhouse

Judge Dismisses Civil Suits Against Kyle Rittenhouse

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWeird Hero Fetish Satire
Judge Tubolls said 'we don't do frivolous here.'
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