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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Insult to Injury: Dylan Mulvaney Sues Anheuser Busch for $7 Million: “They Never Paid Me”

Insult to Injury: Dylan Mulvaney Sues Anheuser Busch for $7 Million: “They Never Paid Me”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Bud Light Multiverse

If that marketing director could go back in time...

Gates-Owned Shell Company Has “Voting Shares” of Fox and CNN: Report

Gates-Owned Shell Company Has “Voting Shares” of Fox and CNN: Report

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized

This is a pretty disturbing report.

Nielsen Predicts Roseanne’s New Show Will “Obliterate The View” In That Time Slot

Nielsen Predicts Roseanne’s New Show Will “Obliterate The View” In That Time Slot

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Roseanne Multiverse

The ratings company says it's not even close.

“Thousands of People” Turns Into Under a Dozen As First Pride Festival of the Season Flops

“Thousands of People” Turns Into Under a Dozen As First Pride Festival of the Season Flops

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized14 Comments

Nobody came out to the big event.

Open On Sundays: Chick-Fil-A’s New VP of Wokeness Ends Treasured Company Tradition

Open On Sundays: Chick-Fil-A’s New VP of Wokeness Ends Treasured Company Tradition

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inOverrated Pickle Chicken15 Comments

It's unfortunate that the company gave in to the rainbow cult.

Gordon Ramsay Signs On For Weekly Appearances on Roseanne’s New Morning Show

Gordon Ramsay Signs On For Weekly Appearances on Roseanne’s New Morning Show

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Roseanne Multiverse

He'll make a great addition to the show.

Alyssa Milano Screams “Murderer” at Kyle Rittenhouse and Earns Herself a $10 Million Lawsuit

Alyssa Milano Screams “Murderer” at Kyle Rittenhouse and Earns Herself a $10 Million Lawsuit

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa12 Comments

The woman never learns.

Canceled: ABC Removes “The View” From Its 2024 Roster: “Nobody Watches Anymore”

Canceled: ABC Removes “The View” From Its 2024 Roster: “Nobody Watches Anymore”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili16 Comments

When the show wraps this fall, it wraps for good.

Tina Turner’s Family Sends Cease And Desist To The View: “Stop Using Her Music, She Wasn’t a Fan”

Tina Turner’s Family Sends Cease And Desist To The View: “Stop Using Her Music, She Wasn’t a Fan”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili

They've been trying to cash in on her passing all week.

Whoopi Goldberg Asked Politely to Leave Tina Turner’s Funeral: “Tina Wasn’t A Fan”

Whoopi Goldberg Asked Politely to Leave Tina Turner’s Funeral: “Tina Wasn’t A Fan”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized7 Comments

She showed up uninvited

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