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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Candace Owens Agrees to Daily Segments on Roseanne Barr’s New Show

Candace Owens Agrees to Daily Segments on Roseanne Barr’s New Show

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCandace with Extra Hair Straightener
The young conservative firebrand will add to the show's already awesome lineup.
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Guy Fieri Boots “Obnoxious” Megan Rapinoe from Flavortown: “This is a Family Place”

Guy Fieri Boots “Obnoxious” Megan Rapinoe from Flavortown: “This is a Family Place”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Megan Rapinoe
Rapinoe is toxic in any environment.
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Roseanne’s New Show Tanks The View’s Ratings: “They Lost Most of Their Audience”

Roseanne’s New Show Tanks The View’s Ratings: “They Lost Most of Their Audience”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing the View
Running alongside TVs best new show has to be tough.
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Blake Shelton Cancels $20 Million Project with Garth Brooks: “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore”

Blake Shelton Cancels $20 Million Project with Garth Brooks: “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks, Uncategorized
Shelton has a reputation to uphold. Brooks doesn't.
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Elon Musk Adds The View to His Big Defamation Lawsuit: “They Lie About Me Non-stop”

Elon Musk Adds The View to His Big Defamation Lawsuit: “They Lie About Me Non-stop”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo11 Comments
Elon is fed up with all the name calling.
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Alan Jackson Breaks His Silence on Garth Brooks: “He Was Never One of Us”

Alan Jackson Breaks His Silence on Garth Brooks: “He Was Never One of Us”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
The country legend says Brooks was always a bit out there.
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“Nobody Thought I Could Win” – Riley Gaines Beats Lia Thomas in Olympic Qualifier

“Nobody Thought I Could Win” – Riley Gaines Beats Lia Thomas in Olympic Qualifier

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Lia Thomas, Rewarding Riley Gaines
Thomas washed out in the first round.
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Bill Maher Tosses Whoopi Goldberg Off Of His Show: “You Need Professional Help”

Bill Maher Tosses Whoopi Goldberg Off Of His Show: “You Need Professional Help”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Whoopi Goldberg
Producers say she lasted fewer than five minutes.
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Carrie Underwood Cancels All Remaining Shows With Garth Brooks: “I Didn’t Enjoy The Booing”

Carrie Underwood Cancels All Remaining Shows With Garth Brooks: “I Didn’t Enjoy The Booing”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Garth Brooks
She doesn't like negative energy.
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No Takers: Colin Kaepernick’s Autobiography Gets Zero Bids From Publishers

No Takers: Colin Kaepernick’s Autobiography Gets Zero Bids From Publishers

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Colin Kaepernick11 Comments
He thought he'd be worth millions.
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