Nielsen, the ratings company that tracks how well television shows do in real time, says the upcoming battle between Roseanne’s new morning show and ‘The View” will be a shootout at first, but ultimately “Raising the Barr” will triumph.

“Roseanne will use a similar format,” said Nielsen CEO Joe Barron, “with one major difference: she won’t have guests that most people dislike.”

The View, and its panel of nasty hosts, have a habit of trying to book people to argue with rather than people to talk to. Liam Neeson says he’ll never go back. Neither will Jon Voight.

“They aren’t there to debate or talk, they’re there to scream at you,” Voight said, “and they don’t support Israel.”

Nielsen’s predictions are correct more than 97 percent of the time. They were the ones that said the MASH finale would break 11 million viewers and they were right. They also filed the final numbers for the Trump inauguration and found that Sean Spicer is an idiot. Period.

Roseanne’s show will debut this fall with its first show featuring musical guest Kid Rock, celebrity guest Scott Baio, and a cooking segment dedicated to getting that perfect Walter White blue from your trailer’s kitchen.

The View plans to invite Tomi Lahren so they can make fun of her new face. Apparently, it’s now okay for leftists to shame people who go from shiny plump fivehead to over-compensating eyebrows and an obvious chin job. God Bless America.

53 Comments

  1. … [Trackback]

    […] Info to that Topic: dunning-kruger-times.com/nielsen-predicts-roseannes-new-show-will-obliterate-the-view-in-that-time-slot/ […]

  2. Thank you, I’ve just been looking for info about this subject
    for a while and yours is the best I’ve discovered till now.
    But, what about the bottom line? Are you positive concerning the source?

  3. I’m pretty pleased to uncover this great site.
    I want to to thank you for ones time for this particularly wonderful read!!

    I definitely really liked every part of it and I have
    you saved as a favorite to check out new stuff in your website.

  4. I visited multiple web sites however the audio feature for audio songs present at this website is really marvelous.

  5. Hmm is anyone else experiencing problems with the pictures on this blog loading?
    I’m trying to figure out if its a problem on my end or if it’s
    the blog. Any responses would be greatly appreciated.

  6. It’s actually a nice and useful piece of info.
    I am satisfied that you simply shared this useful information with us.
    Please keep us up to date like this. Thanks for sharing.

  7. Hi it’s me, I am also visiting this web site on a regular basis, this web site is in fact good and the viewers are truly sharing good thoughts.

  8. Hello, Neat post. There’s an issue with your site in internet explorer, might
    check this? IE nonetheless is the marketplace leader and a huge part of other folks will
    omit your excellent writing due to this problem.

  9. This is a topic which is near to my heart… Take care!
    Exactly where are your contact details though?

  10. Do you mind if I quote a couple of your posts as long as I provide credit and sources back to your webpage?

    My blog is in the very same niche as yours and my users
    would definitely benefit from a lot of the information you present here.
    Please let me know if this ok with you. Thanks!

  11. Hi there, I do think your website could be having web browser compatibility problems.
    When I look at your site in Safari, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping issues.

    I simply wanted to give you a quick heads up! Apart from that,
    fantastic website!

  12. Excellent article. Keep posting such kind of information on your site.
    Im really impressed by your site.
    Hi there, You have performed a fantastic job.
    I will certainly digg it and in my view recommend to my friends.
    I’m confident they will be benefited from this website.

  13. Hi, I do think your website might be having internet browser
    compatibility problems. When I look at your website in Safari, it looks fine however when opening
    in I.E., it’s got some overlapping issues. I merely wanted to provide you with a quick heads up!
    Apart from that, wonderful website!

  14. You need to take part in a contest for one of the finest blogs on the
    internet. I most certainly will highly recommend this web site!

  15. It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d definitely
    donate to this brilliant blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for bookmarking
    and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to new
    updates and will share this website with my Facebook group.
    Chat soon!

  16. I like what you guys tend to be up too. This kind of clever work and reporting!

    Keep up the very good works guys I’ve incorporated you guys to blogroll.

  17. Hi there would you mind stating which blog platform you’re working with?
    I’m planning to start my own blog soon but I’m having a tough time making a decision between BlogEngine/Wordpress/B2evolution and Drupal.
    The reason I ask is because your design seems different then most blogs and
    I’m looking for something unique. P.S My apologies for
    getting off-topic but I had to ask!

  18. When someone writes an piece of writing he/she keeps the image of a user in his/her brain that how a user can be aware of it.
    So that’s why this post is great. Thanks!

  19. Hi everyone, it’s my first pay a visit at this web site, and article
    is truly fruitful designed for me, keep up posting these types of posts.

  20. Someone necessarily assist to make critically articles I might state.
    This is the very first time I frequented your website page and thus far?

    I amazed with the analysis you made to create this particular publish extraordinary.
    Great process!

  21. Wow, amazing blog layout! How long have you been blogging for?
    you made blogging look easy. The overall look of your site is magnificent, let alone the content!

  22. Heya i am for the first time here. I found this board and
    I find It really helpful & it helped me out a lot.

    I’m hoping to give one thing back and help others such as you aided me.

  23. Hello there! I know this is kinda off topic however
    , I’d figured I’d ask. Would you be interested in exchanging links or maybe guest authoring a blog article or vice-versa?
    My blog discusses a lot of the same topics as yours
    and I feel we could greatly benefit from each other.
    If you’re interested feel free to shoot me an email.
    I look forward to hearing from you! Fantastic blog by the way!

  24. Hi, of course this paragraph is really pleasant and I have learned lot of things from it about blogging.
    thanks.

  25. I’m amazed, I have to admit. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and amusing, and let me tell you, you have hit the
    nail on the head. The problem is something which not enough folks are
    speaking intelligently about. I am very happy I stumbled across this during my search for something relating to this.

  26. I have been surfing online more than 3 hours nowadays, yet I by
    no means found any attention-grabbing article like yours. It is beautiful value enough for me.
    In my opinion, if all website owners and bloggers made excellent content as you did, the net shall be
    a lot more useful than ever before.

  27. What a data of un-ambiguity and preserveness of valuable familiarity concerning unexpected feelings.

  28. Fantastic website you have here but I was curious if
    you knew of any user discussion forums that cover the same topics talked about here?
    I’d really love to be a part of group where I can get feedback from other experienced individuals that share the same interest.
    If you have any recommendations, please let me know. Kudos!

  29. Way cool! Some extremely valid points! I appreciate you writing this write-up and the rest of
    the site is extremely good.

  30. Everything is very open with a clear description of the challenges.
    It was really informative. Your site is very helpful.
    Many thanks for sharing!

  31. Hello to every body, it’s my first pay a quick visit
    of this website; this website includes awesome and actually good material designed
    for readers.

  32. I love your blog.. very nice colors & theme.
    Did you design this website yourself or did you hire someone to do
    it for you? Plz respond as I’m looking to create my own blog and would like to find out where
    u got this from. many thanks

  33. hey there and thank you for your info – I’ve certainly picked up something new from right here.

    I did however expertise some technical issues using this website, as I experienced
    to reload the web site many times previous to I could get it to load correctly.
    I had been wondering if your web hosting is OK?
    Not that I’m complaining, but slow loading instances times will very frequently affect your placement in google and can damage your high quality score
    if advertising and marketing with Adwords. Well I’m adding this RSS to my e-mail
    and could look out for much more of your respective exciting content.
    Ensure that you update this again very soon.

  34. I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here.

    The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish.
    nonetheless, you command get got an shakiness over that you wish be delivering the following.
    unwell unquestionably come further formerly again as exactly the same nearly very often inside case you shield
    this hike.

  35. I am regular reader, how are you everybody? This paragraph posted
    at this site is genuinely good.

  36. Hmm is anyone else having problems with the images on this blog loading?
    I’m trying to find out if its a problem on my end or if it’s the blog.

    Any feed-back would be greatly appreciated.

  37. Wonderful blog! I found it while searching on Yahoo News.
    Do you have any suggestions on how to get listed
    in Yahoo News? I’ve been trying for a while but I never seem to
    get there! Many thanks

  38. Spot on with this write-up, I really believe that this website needs
    far more attention. I’ll probably be returning to read through more, thanks for the advice!

  39. … [Trackback]

    […] Information on that Topic: dunning-kruger-times.com/nielsen-predicts-roseannes-new-show-will-obliterate-the-view-in-that-time-slot/ […]

  40. Hello, i believe that i saw you visited my blog so i came to go back
    the desire?.I’m attempting to to find issues to enhance my
    web site!I assume its good enough to make use of a few of your ideas!!

  41. Howdy! Do you know if they make any plugins to
    protect against hackers? I’m kinda paranoid about losing everything I’ve worked hard on. Any recommendations?

  42. Hello there! Do you use Twitter? I’d like to follow you if that
    would be ok. I’m definitely enjoying your blog and look forward to new updates.

    Here is my webpage: vpn special code

  43. … [Trackback]

    […] Information on that Topic: dunning-kruger-times.com/nielsen-predicts-roseannes-new-show-will-obliterate-the-view-in-that-time-slot/ […]

  44. I love your blog.. very nice colors & theme. Did you design this website yourself or did you hire someone to do it for you?
    Plz answer back as I’m looking to construct my own blog and would like to find out where u got this
    from. cheers

  45. When I initially commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment is
    added I get four e-mails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove people from
    that service? Appreciate it!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *