Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

  Cheyenne, WY – In a dramatic turn of events, former Congresswoman Liz Cheney has been summoned to a Wyoming court to answer shocking allegations of fraud and disloyalty to[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In a move hailed by libertarians and memecoin investors alike, billionaire Elon Musk, backed by the decentralized will of DOGE enthusiasts, successfully dismantled the Environmental Protection Agency[Click to Tate]

Napa Valley, CA – In what critics are calling a miraculous stroke of government generosity, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s luxurious Napa Valley vineyard has reportedly secured millions in federal[Click to Tate]

Mar-a-Lago, FL – In what he calls “the greatest poll numbers, maybe ever,” former President Donald Trump is now touting the highest approval rating of any Republican president since Ronald[Click to Tate]

  Washington, D.C. – In a bold and unprecedented move, members of The Squad—including Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Ayanna Pressley—have reportedly claimed a combined $508,000 in[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In what experts are calling a bold new frontier in space exploration (and brunch), Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has successfully secured a $16 million grant from[Click to Tate]

Washington, D.C. – In a revelation that has shocked both the political and fashion worlds, former Congressman Adam Schiff has reportedly amassed a staggering $100 million fortune through an underground[Click to Tate]

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