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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Tim Allen Says He Avoided Being in the Sound Studio With “Freaky” Tom Hanks “As Much As Possible”

Tim Allen Says He Avoided Being in the Sound Studio With “Freaky” Tom Hanks “As Much As Possible”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Tom Hanks

They were only together for about four hours throughout all the Toy Story movies.

Gary Sinise Says He Hated Working With Tom Hanks: “He Made My Skin Crawl”

Gary Sinise Says He Hated Working With Tom Hanks: “He Made My Skin Crawl”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized

They've worked together three times.

Whoopi Storms Off The View in a Rage While the Other Hosts Laugh and Mock Her

Whoopi Storms Off The View in a Rage While the Other Hosts Laugh and Mock Her

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Whoopi Goldberg14 Comments

We'll see if she comes back or not.

Chiefs Front Office Issues Travis Kelce an Ultimatum: Dump Taylor Swift or Go Somewhere Else

Chiefs Front Office Issues Travis Kelce an Ultimatum: Dump Taylor Swift or Go Somewhere Else

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Taylor Swift17 Comments

Taylor Swift is bad for football. Period.

Stephen King Hasn’t Sold a Manuscript in Two Years: “It’s All Woke Garbage”

Stephen King Hasn’t Sold a Manuscript in Two Years: “It’s All Woke Garbage”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Stephen King13 Comments

The master has become a woke jerk.

Jon Voight Says Working With DeNiro Is Exhausting: “It’s Like Babysitting a Spoiled Kid”

Jon Voight Says Working With DeNiro Is Exhausting: “It’s Like Babysitting a Spoiled Kid”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inJon Voit with Kelp Fries

Voight is one of the few actors in Hollywood worth listening to.

Dylan Mulvaney Blames Her Bankruptcy on Kid Rock: “He’s a Bully”

Dylan Mulvaney Blames Her Bankruptcy on Kid Rock: “He’s a Bully”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Dylan Mulvaney

She says Kid Rock ruined her.

Megan Rapinoe Disqualified from Pro Soccer Hall of Fame: “She’s a Terrible Role Model”

Megan Rapinoe Disqualified from Pro Soccer Hall of Fame: “She’s a Terrible Role Model”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Megan Rapinoe

She's an awful, vulgar woman.

Sylvester Stallone Turns Down $250 Million Offer From Target: “I Don’t Do Woke”

Sylvester Stallone Turns Down $250 Million Offer From Target: “I Don’t Do Woke”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPunishing Target20 Comments

He's been anti-woke since the "movement" started.

ABC Begs Roseanne to Come Back and Save The Conners: “We’ll Pay You Whatever You Want”

ABC Begs Roseanne to Come Back and Save The Conners: “We’ll Pay You Whatever You Want”

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By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Roseanne Multiverse14 Comments

The show is awful without her.

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