Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation that is sure to upend public discourse, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that he received a divine vision from none other than[Click to Tate]
NEW YORK CITY – One of the many hotels in New York rented by the Biden administration to house migrants has reported over $3 million in damages, with costs estimated[Click to Tate]
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a financial maneuver that has left economists in awe and welfare officials utterly baffled, the family of George Floyd recently listed a mere $1,900 in total[Click to Tate]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking display of judicial defiance, Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett has refused to comply with a lawful audit conducted by the Department of Governmental[Click to Tate]
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a bold move sure to ignite national conversation, dairy giant Land O’Lakes has announced the return of its iconic Native American woman—known affectionately to some as[Click to Tate]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In yet another case of your tax dollars hard at work, an initial audit by the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has uncovered a $106 million black[Click to Tate]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A newly uncovered General Services Administration (GSA) report has revealed that Michelle Obama has been receiving a mysterious $122,000 per month from the federal government since 2009.[Click to Tate]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that has sent shockwaves through both Hollywood and the deep state, newly appointed FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino has been given full authority to[Click to Tate]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has uncovered yet another baffling use of taxpayer funds—a $6 million federal grant awarded to Whoopi Goldberg to "promote diversity" on[Click to Tate]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senator Bernie Sanders has officially received a $44 million grant from USAID to conduct an in-depth study on the potential benefits of Democratic Socialism in the United[Click to Tate]