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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
South African Government Denies Hunter Biden’s Application for Permanent Residency

South African Government Denies Hunter Biden’s Application for Permanent Residency

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a move that has raised eyebrows in both Washington and Pretoria, the South African Department of Home Affairs has officially denied Hunter Biden’s application for permanent residency, citing concerns[Click to Tate]
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Ireland Denies Rosie O’Donnell’s Application for Residency

Ireland Denies Rosie O’Donnell’s Application for Residency

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a surprising decision, the Irish Department of Justice has denied actress and comedian Rosie O’Donnell’s application for residency, citing unspecified concerns related to her eligibility. O’Donnell, who has long[Click to Tate]
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DOGE Clawed Back A $19 Million Grant to Whoopi Goldberg for “Promoting Diversity” on The View

DOGE Clawed Back A $19 Million Grant to Whoopi Goldberg for “Promoting Diversity” on The View

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a stunning reversal, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has announced that it is rescinding a $19 million grant that was allegedly awarded to actress and talk show host[Click to Tate]
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Trump Orders All Pride Flags Removed from Classrooms Nationwide

Trump Orders All Pride Flags Removed from Classrooms Nationwide

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a sweeping directive aimed at restoring what he calls “traditional American values,” former President Donald J. Trump has announced that all Pride flags must be removed from classrooms across[Click to Tate]
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DOGE Stopped More Than a Dozen Grants to BLM for Over $120 Million

DOGE Stopped More Than a Dozen Grants to BLM for Over $120 Million

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what officials are calling a major crackdown on government waste, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has announced that it has halted more than $120 million in grants meant[Click to Tate]
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Harrison Ford Says He’s Done His Last Woke Movie

Harrison Ford Says He’s Done His Last Woke Movie

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a shocking announcement that has left Hollywood scratching its collective head, legendary actor Harrison Ford has declared that he is officially done with woke movies. There’s just one problem:[Click to Tate]
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Trump Orders the Keystone Pipeline to Transport Only American Oil

Trump Orders the Keystone Pipeline to Transport Only American Oil

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In a move that has confused engineers, delighted his base, and caused multiple physics professors to throw up their hands in despair, former President Donald J. Trump has officially ordered[Click to Tate]
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DOGE Will Start Deducting Lawmakers’ Fraudulent COVID Payments from Their Retirement Accounts

DOGE Will Start Deducting Lawmakers’ Fraudulent COVID Payments from Their Retirement Accounts

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
In a stunning move that absolutely no one approved, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has announced that it will begin forcibly deducting fraudulent COVID relief payments from lawmakers’ retirement[Click to Tate]
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Pam Bondi Convenes First Grand Jury Over the Malicious Prosecution of President Trump

Pam Bondi Convenes First Grand Jury Over the Malicious Prosecution of President Trump

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what legal scholars are calling “the most important case since someone sued McDonald’s for hot coffee,” former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi has convened a grand jury to investigate[Click to Tate]
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Nearly $300 Million in USAID to Ukraine Funneled Through Biden Family Shell Companies

Nearly $300 Million in USAID to Ukraine Funneled Through Biden Family Shell Companies

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAI Regurgitated ALLOD Stuff
In what is being called “the most explosive investigative report since someone on Facebook claimed they saw Elvis at a Waffle House,” self-proclaimed investigative journalist Joe Barron has uncovered shocking[Click to Tate]
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