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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Hunter in Talks To Buy Epstien Island

Hunter in Talks To Buy Epstien Island

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHunter Biden Immortalized In Satire - Daily
Apparently, he is ready to provide the capitol.
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Trump Gets Name Of Ashli Babbitt Shooter

Trump Gets Name Of Ashli Babbitt Shooter

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inTraitor Satire with Cinnamon Swirl
Patriots have been demanding the identity of the shooter for months and Donald Trump just got it.
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“America’s Best” Ceremony Celebrates Carter, Clinton, Bush, Obama in D.C.

“America’s Best” Ceremony Celebrates Carter, Clinton, Bush, Obama in D.C.

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHistory-changing satire
Happy Independence Day!
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Pelosi Puts Trump on Federal ‘No Fly’ List

Pelosi Puts Trump on Federal ‘No Fly’ List

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
The Speaker is claiming national security and legal "flight risk" reasons.
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Abbott Says Texas Border Wall Will Be ‘Electrified’

Abbott Says Texas Border Wall Will Be ‘Electrified’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inHistory-changing satire
The governor says the state has had enough.
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Biden Signs Bill to Shut Down Venture’s Pipeline

Biden Signs Bill to Shut Down Venture’s Pipeline

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
The Democrat cancel culture and overreach shambles on.
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President Outlines ‘BidenCare’ In Rose Garden Speech

President Outlines ‘BidenCare’ In Rose Garden Speech

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
This updated version of "Obamacare" is a defining project for the Biden administration.
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Biden’s Election Confirmation To Be Ratified on June 31st

Biden’s Election Confirmation To Be Ratified on June 31st

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
This may be a fortunate loophole for Trump supporters to make one more try for justice.
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Texas School Replaces Critical Race Theory With ‘LGBTQ Oppression’ Class

Texas School Replaces Critical Race Theory With ‘LGBTQ Oppression’ Class

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaby "Boom" Satire with Head Cheese and Avocado
The move seems intended as a blow against Governor Abbott.
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I.C.E. Raids Home of Candace Owens

I.C.E. Raids Home of Candace Owens

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBowel-maxing Newsmax Satire
Apparently, Candace has an issue with her citizenship status.
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