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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Hank Williams Jr. Releases ‘Ballad of Ashli Babbitt’

Hank Williams Jr. Releases ‘Ballad of Ashli Babbitt’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
There are enough patriots in country music to blast this one from coast to coast!
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Bidens to Charge SS Agents a Fee to Use White House Bathrooms

Bidens to Charge SS Agents a Fee to Use White House Bathrooms

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
Some agents to be forced to use public Porta Potties.
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Kanye West: ‘MLK Was Just a Mediocre Activist’

Kanye West: ‘MLK Was Just a Mediocre Activist’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
The controversial statements have outraged civil rights leaders across the country.
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Pelosi Trademarks ‘We the People,’ Will Charge $199 For Each Use

Pelosi Trademarks ‘We the People,’ Will Charge $199 For Each Use

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDemocrats Satirically Offending
Patriots who say or write "We the people" will pay $199 for it!
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Trump’s PDR Number Skyrockets as His Term Comes to an End

Trump’s PDR Number Skyrockets as His Term Comes to an End

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire About Trump Losing Badly
Trump's PDR is the highest in American history.
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Biden to Send $3 Trillion on Plane to Iran as Apology for Soleimani Assassination

Biden to Send $3 Trillion on Plane to Iran as Apology for Soleimani Assassination

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
While our veterans lay homeless in the streets, Democrats fund a known enemy of the US.
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First Lady Biden Nominated For Nobel Prize

First Lady Biden Nominated For Nobel Prize

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
She's rapidly becoming a role model for young women everywhere.
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Pelosi’s Grandson To Assume Kamala’s Senate Seat

Pelosi’s Grandson To Assume Kamala’s Senate Seat

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
That clears the way completely for her inauguration.
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Epstein’s Accountant Reveals Soros and Clinton Foundation Ties

Epstein’s Accountant Reveals Soros and Clinton Foundation Ties

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCrime Satire For the Intellectually Impaired, Fictional Clinton Foundation Nonsense
It wasn't until he finally took a visit to the island that his conscience finally caught up with him. 
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Biden Turns Blind Eye as Thousands Cross Mexican Border

Biden Turns Blind Eye as Thousands Cross Mexican Border

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate, Undocumented Satire For Xenophobes
Biden’s inability to multitask has left our southern border wide open.
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