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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Biden: ‘I Was Hoping Trump Would Get Acquitted So I Can Beat Him Again’

Biden: ‘I Was Hoping Trump Would Get Acquitted So I Can Beat Him Again’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
"Trump was a bully, and I put him in his place."
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Stimulus Bill Adds $50,000 To Pelosi’s ‘Slush Fund’

Stimulus Bill Adds $50,000 To Pelosi’s ‘Slush Fund’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inDemocrats Satirically Offending
We were lucky to have a man in the White House who cared so deeply for us.
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Biden Appoints First Illegal Immigrant To Cabinet Position

Biden Appoints First Illegal Immigrant To Cabinet Position

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
Joe Biden is destroying Trump’s legacy on immigration policy by appointing an illegal immigrant.
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Trump Files Countersuit Against Pelosi

Trump Files Countersuit Against Pelosi

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSatire Where Trump Breaks the Law
Looks like someone might soon own his own San Francisco mansion.
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Gore To Run for Tennessee Governor

Gore To Run for Tennessee Governor

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElection Satire With Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
The nature boy is back and ready to rumble.
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Pelosi Offers Reward for Return of Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Pelosi Offers Reward for Return of Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPelosi Breaks Balls Satire
It seems to be worth quite a bit to the Speaker, doesn't It? Wonder why?
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Biden’s Plan to Reopen Schools Includes New Mandatory ‘Socialism Class’

Biden’s Plan to Reopen Schools Includes New Mandatory ‘Socialism Class’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
Eagle-eyed patriots have found a hidden nugget of anti-American nonsense in Biden's reopening plan. 
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Kamala Harris Extends Black History Month Through March 15

Kamala Harris Extends Black History Month Through March 15

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inKamala Spanking Satire, Silly Tater Satire
While no one will blame Kamala Harris for fighting for recognition of part of her own ethnicity, a line must be drawn.
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Tom Brady: ‘I Left the New England Patriots Because They Were Not True Patriots’

Tom Brady: ‘I Left the New England Patriots Because They Were Not True Patriots’

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inSilly Tater Satire
"As a true patriot, I never felt at home in New England."
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Biden Directs ICE to Investigate Melania Trump’s Legal Status

Biden Directs ICE to Investigate Melania Trump’s Legal Status

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBiden Satire For Delusional Trumpsters To Hate
Her legality should never be challenged.
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