Michael Jordan Turns Down $120 Million Ad Campaign With Disney: “I Like My Reputation” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inOverrated Pickle Chicken9 Comments He doesn't want to sully his good name. Who can blame him?
“Benghazi” Star John Krasinski Refuses To Work With Alyssa Milano: “The Drama Never Ends” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa14 Comments They were supposed to work together on 'Fantastic 4'
Clint Eastwood Collapses on Set, Rushed to E.R. Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inConfirmation Biased Reporting12 Comments He's not in great condition. This could be it.
M&M’s To Sport ‘Woke W’s’ For New Promotion Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inBowel-maxing Newsmax Satire10 Comments Oh good grief.
Visa Will Pause Credit Purchases of Firearms Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inHero Fetish with Blood on Your Hands9 Comments This is going to be a very big deal.
Jane Fonda Calls To Cut Military Pay: “They Should Make Minimum Wage” Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inDemocrats Satirically Offending10 Comments As if her opinion is gold after what she did.
MSNBC Finally Releases Joy Reid: “She Has the Worst Ratings on TV” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inJoy Reid with Kelp Salad13 Comments Reid's career will end when her contract is up.
Judge Pirro Destroys Joy Reid Live: “Have You Ever Told The Truth?” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPirro with Salted Nuts Reid was bold enough to call into 'The Five.'
Records Show Jeffrey Epstein Owned 51 Percent of CNN: “He Called the Shots” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inEpstein Killed Himself8 Comments Some say he was calling the shots from behind the scenes.
‘Hogwarts Only Has Normal Students’ Says Rowling. ‘No Gays.’ Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inDementia Satire With Extra Ignorance17 Comments "As normal as a school for wizardry can be."