Guns and firearms are an endemic spread among Americans.  We have a violent gun culture, obsessed with the Second Amendment, whose defenders wrongly believe it was made to protect us from an “overpowered” and overbearing government.

Yes, that’s what happened.  The Founding Fathers did all that work undercover to build a country with such a brilliant document, and then added a failsafe “kill switch”, just in case.  Sounds legit.

I submit that a self-destruct code is necessary in case America’s fat old wackjobs don’t die off fast enough.

At any rate, things need to be done to get it under control, and while President Joe Biden can’t just ban firearms because it would lead to conservatives flooding the streets with tears, (Not to mention be completely impossible), he can direct the credit card companies not to comply.

Visa is the first company to announce formally that any credit transactions involved with purchasing guns or ammo will be immediately paused.  As an independent contractor, they absolutely have this right, like it or not.

Joe Barron, Visa’s Head of Holograms explained the thinking behind the new policy, which begins March 30th.

“We at Visa want absolutely zero culpability in the wholesale murder of Americans associated with buying firearms to be psychos.  If you want a gun, you’d better save up your pennies and nickels.”

As a bonus kick in the nuts, cash purchases of Firearms automatically triggers a longer 90-day waiting period, as per Biden’s newest law, CA-6538A.

So have fun “defending” your family with nunchuks, people.  America is now a gun-free zone.  Well, at least for 90 days.

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