Anheuser-Busch Forced To Dump Thousands Of Kegs Of Unsold Bud Light Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Bud Light Multiverse Yes, keg beer has an expiration date.
Elon Says His Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against NPR is “Not a Joke” Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo7 Comments Musk quietly filed in federal court yesterday.
Kid Rock Has Made More Than $30 Million From Bud Light’s Mistake Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Bud Light Multiverse12 Comments Now that's how you market a product.
Jack Daniels Loses A Staggering $100 Million in One “Woke” Weekend Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPride With Hurt Fee Fees11 Comments The company miscalculated the popularity of sour mash whiskey among certain groups.
All-Female ‘Bonanza’ Reboot to Premiere in May on NBC Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inAcademy of Satire Sounds a little "woke" to me...
Budweiser Falls Out As The Number One Selling Beer For The First Time in 60 Years Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBud Light's Magnificent Multiverse When the King of Beers won the crown, it didn't seem like anything could take it away.m Until Now.
Taylor Swift Booed At Concert For Defending Bud Light Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inTaterspiracy Satire8 Comments Not feeling much like America's Sweetheart now, huh?
Bud Doubles Down With New ‘Bud Rainbow’ Commercial Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inGender Ice Cream with Sprinkles5 Comments Wow. They're not ceding any ground.
Florida Recycling Offers $5/Pound For Bud Light Cans Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inBud Light with Extra Bullets Nice move!
NASCAR Drops ‘Woke’ Budweiser Sponsorship Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inAcademy of Satire16 Comments Their decline continues with the loss of their biggest sponsor.