Mountain Dew Shortage Threatens to Ravage Midwest Posted by By Benjamin Thompson Posted inBiblical Diseases With Satirical Ointments, Silly Tater Satire, Traitor-Friendly NASCAR SatireNo Comments While the Midwest is visibly crestfallen over the impending shortage, the news sent the stocks of competitors skyrocketing.
NASCAR Forces Fans to Wear Masks Posted by By Craven Moorehead Posted inTraitor-Friendly NASCAR SatireNo Comments NASCAR fans believe that it should be their choice to wear masks or not, and they’re fed up with NASCAR’s constant rules that challenge their rights.
NASCAR Replacing ‘Star Spangled Banner’ With ‘Black National Anthem’ At Every Race Posted by By Craven Moorehead Posted inTraitor-Friendly NASCAR SatireNo Comments This is a very exciting time for NASCAR and it’s fans as we enter new territory, a new phase, and a new beginning.
Crayola to Rename ‘White’ Crayon Posted by By Fallis Gunnington Posted inTraitor-Friendly NASCAR SatireNo Comments The company was under "extreme activist pressure."
14 NASCAR Teams Leave To Create Their Own “Free Speech” League Posted by By Flagg Eagleton-Patriot Posted inTraitor-Friendly NASCAR SatireNo Comments This is the kind of thing that makes America great.