Traitor-Friendly NASCAR Satire – Dunning-Kruger-Times.com

Mountain Dew Shortage Threatens to Ravage Midwest

While the Midwest is visibly crestfallen over the impending shortage, the news sent the stocks of competitors skyrocketing.

NASCAR fans believe that it should be their choice to wear masks or not, and they’re fed up with NASCAR’s constant rules that challenge their rights.

This is a very exciting time for NASCAR and it’s fans as we enter new territory, a new phase, and a new beginning.

The company was under "extreme activist pressure."

This is the kind of thing that makes America great.