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In a shocking announcement that has left Hollywood scratching its collective head, legendary actor Harrison Ford has declared that he is officially done with woke movies. There’s just one problem:[Click to Tate]

In a move that has confused engineers, delighted his base, and caused multiple physics professors to throw up their hands in despair, former President Donald J. Trump has officially ordered[Click to Tate]

In what legal scholars are calling “the most important case since someone sued McDonald’s for hot coffee,” former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi has convened a grand jury to investigate[Click to Tate]

In what is being called “the most explosive investigative report since someone on Facebook claimed they saw Elvis at a Waffle House,” self-proclaimed investigative journalist Joe Barron has uncovered shocking[Click to Tate]

In what experts are calling “the greatest scam since gas station sushi,” leaked documents reveal that Joe Biden authorized a $7 billion payment to Bill Gates for the COVID-19 vaccine—despite[Click to Tate]

In a revelation that has shocked absolutely no one paying attention, newly released White House visitor logs indicate that former President Barack Obama has spent more time in the White[Click to Tate]

In a shocking and completely real revelation that absolutely happened, investigative reports have uncovered that CNN’s Jim Acosta was secretly paid $4 million by USAID to “disseminate positive information” about[Click to Tate]

In a bold and legally questionable move, New Zealand has officially charged Dr. Anthony Fauci with 107,000 counts of murder for allegedly "manufacturing the pandemic." The shocking indictment was announced[Click to Tate]

In a shocking revelation that is completely unsurprising to anyone who owns at least three tinfoil hats, an anonymous source (who may or may not be the guy yelling outside[Click to Tate]

In a shocking revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, a secondary audit conducted by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has confirmed that over 14 million deceased Americans are[Click to Tate]