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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Karma To The Rescue: Elon Will Bankroll Rittenhouse Civil Suit

Karma To The Rescue: Elon Will Bankroll Rittenhouse Civil Suit

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo14 Comments
The billionaire says Kyle should get a fresh start.
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Musk Settles Tesla’s Suit Against Alyssa Milano For $1 and a Public Apology

Musk Settles Tesla’s Suit Against Alyssa Milano For $1 and a Public Apology

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa9 Comments
Plus millions in legal fees, of course.
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Elon Buys Plane Tracking Company That Sold His Data And Fires Everyone

Elon Buys Plane Tracking Company That Sold His Data And Fires Everyone

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo
Don't mess with the richest man in the world.
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Candace Cameron Bure Sues Lying Fake News Website That Said She Made Adult Films

Candace Cameron Bure Sues Lying Fake News Website That Said She Made Adult Films

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCandace with Cameron Pudding
The website also claimed that Bristol Palin died giving 'hummers.'
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Greta Thunberg Booted From Twitter for Harrassment and Bullying

Greta Thunberg Booted From Twitter for Harrassment and Bullying

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThunberg Salad with Raspberry Vinagrette11 Comments
You had your fun. Then you went too far.
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2nd Offense: The View Suspends Whoopi for 6 Weeks Without Pay

2nd Offense: The View Suspends Whoopi for 6 Weeks Without Pay

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inGoldberg Stew11 Comments
Producers are having a hard time keeping her reigned in.
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AOC Defends Her 2005 Adult Film

AOC Defends Her 2005 Adult Film

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAOC with Spiced Rum12 Comments
Should she be forgiven or should she resign?
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Whoopi’s Latest Racist Holocaust Rant Cost Her $8 Million

Whoopi’s Latest Racist Holocaust Rant Cost Her $8 Million

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWhoopie Pie12 Comments
The View fined her an entire year's salary.
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Kathy Griffin Settles With Elon, Loses Her Shirt – “I’ll Never Mess With Him Again”

Kathy Griffin Settles With Elon, Loses Her Shirt – “I’ll Never Mess With Him Again”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo16 Comments
The two came to an amicable agreement
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Whoopi Attacks Innocent Waitress for Saying “Merry Christmas”

Whoopi Attacks Innocent Waitress for Saying “Merry Christmas”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWokeness with Apple Butter22 Comments
She's an angry extremist.
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