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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

NCAA Settles With Riley Gaines For $1.2 Million And a Guaranteed Spot Next Year

NCAA Settles With Riley Gaines For $1.2 Million And a Guaranteed Spot Next Year

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Lia Thomas with Chick Peas

She was treated unfairly.

Kid Rock Takes a Dump on Ford: “That Ain’t Even A Real Truck”

Kid Rock Takes a Dump on Ford: “That Ain’t Even A Real Truck”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Kid Rock Flavored Meth8 Comments

Ford's wokeness was't overlooked by the new Kid in town.

Us Companies Lose a Combined $180 Billion to “Wokeness” Campaigns

Us Companies Lose a Combined $180 Billion to “Wokeness” Campaigns

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Wokeness with Apple Butter11 Comments

It's almost a cliche at this point: Go woke go broke.

NHL Cancels $400 Million Deal With Woke Nike: “Our Fans Have Spoken”

NHL Cancels $400 Million Deal With Woke Nike: “Our Fans Have Spoken”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The NHL's Fictional Bigotry13 Comments

They're also calling off their Pride celebrations.

NHL Cancels “Pride Nights” After Backlash From Fans: “The Seats Were Empty”

NHL Cancels “Pride Nights” After Backlash From Fans: “The Seats Were Empty”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The NHL's Fictional Bigotry15 Comments

The league learned quickly that the fans weren't happy.

Kid Rock Sets His Sights On Target: “Wait Til You See What’s Coming”

Kid Rock Sets His Sights On Target: “Wait Til You See What’s Coming”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Kid Rock Flavored Meth

After seeing what he did to Bud Light, Target execs are probably shaking in their boots.

County Code Enforcement Shuts Down Two Target Locations in Alabama For “Indecent Products”

County Code Enforcement Shuts Down Two Target Locations in Alabama For “Indecent Products”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Target's Bud Light Moment17 Comments

The company plans to appeal.

US Olympic Committee Says Lia Thomas Is Welcome To Try Out – For The Men’s Team

US Olympic Committee Says Lia Thomas Is Welcome To Try Out – For The Men’s Team

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot All Swimming Pools Matter7 Comments

She can't compete unless it's with women.

Target Quietly Fires “An Entire Floor of Marketing Experts” After Trans-Kids Campaign Backfires

Target Quietly Fires “An Entire Floor of Marketing Experts” After Trans-Kids Campaign Backfires

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Target's Bud Light Moment12 Comments

Another copmpany goes down to wokeness.

Target CEO Admits Selling Trans-Wear For Kids Was a “Big Mistake” As Sales Tumble

Target CEO Admits Selling Trans-Wear For Kids Was a “Big Mistake” As Sales Tumble

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Target's Bud Light Moment10 Comments

Target's attempts to go woke have never worked out, but this went way too far.