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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Tina Turner’s Family Sends Cease And Desist To The View: “Stop Using Her Music, She Wasn’t a Fan”

Tina Turner’s Family Sends Cease And Desist To The View: “Stop Using Her Music, She Wasn’t a Fan”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The View with Sweet Thai Chili

They've been trying to cash in on her passing all week.

Whoopi Goldberg Asked Politely to Leave Tina Turner’s Funeral: “Tina Wasn’t A Fan”

Whoopi Goldberg Asked Politely to Leave Tina Turner’s Funeral: “Tina Wasn’t A Fan”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Uncategorized7 Comments

She showed up uninvited

Guinness Will Place an Asterisk On Lia Thomas’ World Records

Guinness Will Place an Asterisk On Lia Thomas’ World Records

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Lia Thomas with Chick Peas

The infamous asterisk means there are extenuating circumstances.

International Commission Upholds Lia Thomas’ Lifetime Ban From Women’s Swimming

International Commission Upholds Lia Thomas’ Lifetime Ban From Women’s Swimming

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Lia Thomas with Chick Peas10 Comments

Lia Thomas will never swim competitively again

Joy Behar Suspended For 6 Weeks With No Pay for “Disrespectful and Racial Remarks”

Joy Behar Suspended For 6 Weeks With No Pay for “Disrespectful and Racial Remarks”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Behar with Jerk Sauce15 Comments

Her comments about Clarence Thomas and Tim Scott were completely uncalled for.

Riley Gains Signs $4 Million Contract With Newsmax – “She’s The Next Tomi Lahren”

Riley Gains Signs $4 Million Contract With Newsmax – “She’s The Next Tomi Lahren”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Riley's Rise to Tominess13 Comments

This young superstar is on her way up.

Riley Gaines Turns Down $3 Million Partnership With Nike: “I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Riley's Rise to Tominess8 Comments

She could certainly use the money, but she also has principles.

Hooters Fights Back Against Hiring Trans Waitresses: “We’d Rather Shut It Down”

Hooters Fights Back Against Hiring Trans Waitresses: “We’d Rather Shut It Down”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Transmania

The free market is rejecting the fad big time.

It’s Over: Bud Light “Removed From The Roster” at Anheuser Busch

It’s Over: Bud Light “Removed From The Roster” at Anheuser Busch

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot The Bud Light Multiverse

They made their choice, now they pay the price. AB will cease production of Bud Light in Q4.

International Olympic Committee Issues Lifetime Ban For Lia Thomas

International Olympic Committee Issues Lifetime Ban For Lia Thomas

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Pool Party14 Comments

"We understand the athlete probably won't make the cut. We're okay with that."