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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Kyle Rittenhouse Saves Two Lives – Mainstrem Media Silent

Kyle Rittenhouse Saves Two Lives – Mainstrem Media Silent

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inOdd Hero Fetish with Spicy Brown Mustard, Weird Hero Fetish Satire20 Comments
They don't cover the good.
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72 Percent of Kindergarten Teachers in New York are Certified in Critical Race Theory

72 Percent of Kindergarten Teachers in New York are Certified in Critical Race Theory

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCritical Race Mini Muffins10 Comments
ever wonder how a state can stay so blue in modern times?
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Keanu Reeves Breaks His Silence: “I’m No Liberal”

Keanu Reeves Breaks His Silence: “I’m No Liberal”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inKeanu with Maple Butter13 Comments
The man who showed Hollywood how to be a good person speaks out at last.
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Big Mistake: Kathy Griffin Heckled Gina Carano and Almost Got Herself Punched

Big Mistake: Kathy Griffin Heckled Gina Carano and Almost Got Herself Punched

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRandom Gossip with Bean Dip11 Comments
It seems Ms. Griffin hasn't learned her lesson.
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“Final Ruling” – Academy Votes to Expel Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, 3 Others

“Final Ruling” – Academy Votes to Expel Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin, 3 Others

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAcademy of Satire
The Academy will no longer sup[port extremism from any political point of view.
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Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inEveryone Loves Keanu12 Comments
The mega-star will earn close to $35 million for his troubles.
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Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million

Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inCarano with Cream Sauce
Finally, some justice is served.
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Conan O’Brien Admits He Bumped Alyssa Milano At Least a Dozen Times: “All She Does is Cry”

Conan O’Brien Admits He Bumped Alyssa Milano At Least a Dozen Times: “All She Does is Cry”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa12 Comments
'She managed to get on twice and both times it was a nightmare.'
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Screen Actors Guild Expels Whoopi Goldberg for “Extremist Views”

Screen Actors Guild Expels Whoopi Goldberg for “Extremist Views”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWhoopie Pie
No more awards for Whoopi.
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Feds Arrest Hero Samaritan for Shooting Three Known Criminals

Feds Arrest Hero Samaritan for Shooting Three Known Criminals

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized
Once again, the FBI shows its true colors.
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