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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
Tom Brady Says He Won’t Play For a Team With “Kneelers” Next Year

Tom Brady Says He Won’t Play For a Team With “Kneelers” Next Year

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBrady Should Marry a Football9 Comments
Brady is all about winning, not distractions.
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ABC Declines to Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract: “It’s Time to Move On”

ABC Declines to Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract: “It’s Time to Move On”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWhoopie Pie14 Comments
The View, however, was renewed for its 34th season.
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Tony Danza Moves Forward With “Who’s The Boss” Reboot WITHOUT “Troubled” Alyssa Milano

Tony Danza Moves Forward With “Who’s The Boss” Reboot WITHOUT “Troubled” Alyssa Milano

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa
Danza will find another actress to play the role of his daughter, Samantha.
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Baldwin Charge Upgraded to 2nd-Degree Murder

Baldwin Charge Upgraded to 2nd-Degree Murder

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBaldwin with Nutella and Pretzels10 Comments
New evidence shows a clear motive.
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Roseanne Now Has Full Control Of “The Connors” Thanks to a Los Angeles Jury

Roseanne Now Has Full Control Of “The Connors” Thanks to a Los Angeles Jury

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRoseanne Salad with Greek Dressing9 Comments
She says she'll probably just cancel it.
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“Frivolous”: Alyssa Milano’s Lawsuit Against Party-Crasher Ted Nugent Tossed Out

“Frivolous”: Alyssa Milano’s Lawsuit Against Party-Crasher Ted Nugent Tossed Out

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in38 Years of Crushing on Alyssa
The Nuge is still laughing.
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Comtempt of Court: Whoopi Faces $10K Per Day Fine For Failure To Comply

Comtempt of Court: Whoopi Faces $10K Per Day Fine For Failure To Comply

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inWhoopie Pie18 Comments
The actress says she has no plans to do as she's told.
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Canada Refuses Alyssa Milano’s Residency Request: “You Have No Skills”

Canada Refuses Alyssa Milano’s Residency Request: “You Have No Skills”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncategorized10 Comments
She can't even make good on her promises.
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Roseanne Wins Big: Jury Says ABC Owes Her $208 Million for Stealing “The Conners”

Roseanne Wins Big: Jury Says ABC Owes Her $208 Million for Stealing “The Conners”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inRoseanne Salad with Greek Dressing
They stole her show and sent her out to pasture, Now they're gonna pay.
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DirecTV Will Drop ABC If They Don’t Cancel “The View”

DirecTV Will Drop ABC If They Don’t Cancel “The View”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe View with Sweet Thai Chili
Nobody wants them.
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