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Posts by Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
NFL Ends 35 Year Partnership With Budweiser: “The Brand is Toxic”

NFL Ends 35 Year Partnership With Budweiser: “The Brand is Toxic”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBud Light's Magnificent Multiverse
If you're too woke for the NFL, you know there's something wrong.
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ABC Fines Joy Behar $1 Million For Skipping Tim Scott Interview: “It Was A Cowardly Move”

ABC Fines Joy Behar $1 Million For Skipping Tim Scott Interview: “It Was A Cowardly Move”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inUncle Timtom Scott15 Comments
The network did not approve of her missing the episode.
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Laughed Out of Court: Dylan Mulvaney’s $70 Million Lawsuit Against Kid Rock Dismissed With Prejudice

Laughed Out of Court: Dylan Mulvaney’s $70 Million Lawsuit Against Kid Rock Dismissed With Prejudice

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inThe Bud Light Multiverse16 Comments
The trans influencer blames Kid Rock for destroying 'her' image.
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Collegiate Athletes’ Hall of Fame Won’t Recognize Lia Thomas Wins, Titles, or Records

Collegiate Athletes’ Hall of Fame Won’t Recognize Lia Thomas Wins, Titles, or Records

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAll Swimming Pools Matter
Emma Weyent and Riley Gaines both made the cut. Thomas did not.
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Guinness Vacates Lia Thomas’ World Records After International Backlash

Guinness Vacates Lia Thomas’ World Records After International Backlash

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inAll Swimming Pools Matter
They tried to asterisk the records but it wasn't enough.
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Elon Fires New Woke CEO for Censoring “What Is A Woman”

Elon Fires New Woke CEO for Censoring “What Is A Woman”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inElon with Extra Extra Mayo
Her first decision as CEO was the worst possible thing she could do.
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Town That Spent 40 Percent of Annual Budget on Failed Pride Festival Files For Bankruptcy

Town That Spent 40 Percent of Annual Budget on Failed Pride Festival Files For Bankruptcy

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inBigoty With Hollandaise15 Comments
They didn't see the revenue they expected, or needed to survive.
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Publix Drops Ben and Jerry’s “For the Good of Our Kids”

Publix Drops Ben and Jerry’s “For the Good of Our Kids”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inNow We're Doing Gay Ice Cream9 Comments
The move will cost the ice cream maker hundreds of millions.
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Talladega “Pride Day” Sets Record for Lowest Attendance in Track History

Talladega “Pride Day” Sets Record for Lowest Attendance in Track History

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted inPride With Hurt Fee Fees
They really need to stop pushing this nonsense.
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Riley Gaines Lays Into Whoopi Goldberg: “You Don’t Care About Women”

Riley Gaines Lays Into Whoopi Goldberg: “You Don’t Care About Women”

Posted by By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Posted in5th-Place with Extra Mayo
Whoopi thought she had an easy target. She was wrong.
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