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About Flagg Eagleton - Patriot

Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

Denzel Washington Has One Rule When He Takes On a New Role: “I Won’t Go Woke”

Denzel Washington Has One Rule When He Takes On a New Role: “I Won’t Go Woke”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Wokeness with Apple Butter

Denzel doesn't need to compromise his principles to find work.

Lia Thomas Fired From Her New High School Coaching Job After Two Weeks: “Half the Team Quit”

Lia Thomas Fired From Her New High School Coaching Job After Two Weeks: “Half the Team Quit”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Lia Thomas

There weren't enough team members left to enter any competitions.

ABC Cancels The Conners – “People Are Tired of All the Wokeness”

ABC Cancels The Conners – “People Are Tired of All the Wokeness”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Conners with Vegan Soup12 Comments

It really is just getting old.

Oliver Anthony Will Be Roseanne’s First Musical Guest

Oliver Anthony Will Be Roseanne’s First Musical Guest

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Roseanne with Oliver Sauce

Great choice!

Jack Nicholson Says He’s “Disappointed” in Robert DeNiro: ‘What a Woke Wimp”

Jack Nicholson Says He’s “Disappointed” in Robert DeNiro: ‘What a Woke Wimp”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Robert DeNiro

We're all a little disappointed, Jack.

More Than Half of the Voters Taylor Swift Registered are Ineligible or Fake

More Than Half of the Voters Taylor Swift Registered are Ineligible or Fake

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Taylor Swift

It figures. It's all hype.

NFL Denies Beyonce’s Request to Sing the “Black National Anthem” at the Super Bowl: “It’s Too Divisive”

NFL Denies Beyonce’s Request to Sing the “Black National Anthem” at the Super Bowl: “It’s Too Divisive”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Blatant Racism Gumbo6 Comments

The league is learning not to pander to these woke ideologies.

Tom Hanks Buys a 700-Acre Private Island in a “No Extradition” Zone

Tom Hanks Buys a 700-Acre Private Island in a “No Extradition” Zone

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Tom Hanks Conspiracies with Sweet Potato Fries13 Comments

Great. When do the private flights start?

Sylvester Stallone Won’t Work With Tom Hanks: “He Weirds Me Out”

Sylvester Stallone Won’t Work With Tom Hanks: “He Weirds Me Out”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Extra Woke Bagels with Strawberry Cream Cheese

Stallone says lots of people in Hollywood steer clear of Hanks and his buddies.

George Strait Says He’ll Get On Stage with Garth Brooks Again “When Pigs Fly”

George Strait Says He’ll Get On Stage with Garth Brooks Again “When Pigs Fly”

By Flagg Eagleton - Patriot Punishing Garth Brooks

There's nothing left in the country world for Garth Brooks.